That is right, Mud People. The great Turnball Root is back! Go ahead, tremble before my might. I, the greatest criminal ever known in the fairy world, will finally be able to bring back my sweet wife. 

And this time, the petty Mud Weasel Artemis Fowl and his friends will not thwart my plan.

Opal Koboi's torturous slow death is also on my to-do list. That over-dramatic stupid pixie will die at my hands.
  • Where Mud Men and fairies alike would never find me...
  • JoinedJuly 30, 2013

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Turnball_Root Turnball_Root Aug 18, 2013 02:06PM
@Minerva_Paradizo Excuse me? I am NOT bent on world domination. Yes, that may be a plan in the future, but if you haven't heard, I am trying to recover my wife!I have never doubted anything as much...
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