Artemis Fowl II

Well, it would seem as if you have somehow stumbled upon my profile. How unfortunate for you.

As you may or may not know, my name is Artemis Fowl the Second. My life has been a rather... eventful one to say the absolute least. If you happen to know anything about my life, you already know that much. I live on the northern outskirts of Dublin, Ireland, which plays home to many of the adventures I have somehow survived.

It might also be important for me to add that I happen to have the highest tested IQ in Europe. This fact alone has pulled me through many sticky situations. You wouldn't believe how many situations where having a brain actually comes in handy.

I have many hobbies, some of which are forging Impressionist artwork, inventing new things from stolen fairy technology, plotting complicated schemes, and many others. I don’t participate in any sports, as I figure all the adventures with the fairies put me in enough danger already. I am also an expert in psychology. I write under many pseudonyms, as most medical journals would refuse to publish the work of a minor. I also have an interest in music, and often attend operas.

I have very few acquaintances, and even fewer friends. They know who they are.

I believe that's all one really needs to know about me. You may judge for yourself.