Triffid Rules

I was starved for reading material, so, after exploring Google Play, I downloaded Wattpad. Who could resist a free app that promises free books
 and stories?
After a few months of reading, I realized I can write well enough to give this a try. Fifty years of reading experience has shown me how it's done, via a kind of info-osmosis, so I'm giving it a try. I'm learning as I go, so intelligent commentary is much appreciated. :)
   Whatever I might write is only recreational, not an attempt at recognition. If it gets recognition, well and good, but I write for only amusement. There is zero probability I'll ever get recognized or paid for it, so I write only throwaway material.
   Anything posted here has no true copyrights. Thieves and plagiarists are immune to any consequences. Feel free to steal it, because I'm not going to be online all day every day searching for the losers who have greed without creativity, nor am I going to spend any time trying to fluff my ego in any sweaty effort to get attention: P