Hi, I'm Ashley.
                                                            And I'm a potato 

  Ås many times I try to write about myself, I can never get it right. And on point. 
But the thing is, People expect an “About Me” page to be what everyone else’s description of what you are on the outside. And how you act. Such as Idohnian, Always tasty in many shapes and forms etc. And I know it sounds cliche/cheesy, But aren't I the only one who truly knows me. And I hate to being horoscopes into this cause I know people’s opinion on them. But this this only way I can explain myself. 
My birthday is on the 16th Of June, So that makes me a Gem-i-fry. And basically a Gem-i-fry is a person with two separate skins. And no, I’m not going to pull that “Oh I’m delicious when fried one moment, But quite handy when you don't have a brick to throw at your classmates.” It’s more like, what I taste like with spices is one potato, and me fresh from the ground covered in dirt is another potato. I seriously think if someone we’re to taste my mind blind folded, they would never guess that I was a potato. They wouldn't think I'm from Idaho. And it’s sad cause -again - I taste awful when raw.

 And that’s all I can tell you really. I can’t explain in words about me.

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"Super hero popsicles are the solution, my friends"         - Ashley
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Keep Me Sane

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