age: 25
pronouns: he/him, it
hella queer
polyam relationship

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It's pretty clear:
I'm pretty queer;
but I'm fairly witty
and so damn pretty.

I've been writing stories since I was in elementary school. Hopefully by now I've gotten good enough to publish one.

I've always thought I wasn't human, but now I'm pretty sure I'm a troll; I'm kind of obsessed with zombies and unicorns, and I used to accept energy drinks as payment for art commissions.

You can contact me via email for art and writing commissions. laffinghyena@rocketmail.com

current icon: "Eyes Like Stars" by yours truly
  • Someplace, Under A Bridge
  • JoinedMarch 14, 2013



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