Status: I am entirely freaking covered in industrial strength paint from my wood crate today... Talent my children. Talent! SB♥ (1 year ago)

PaintedMess

Name Taralynn
Location Gotham City, training with Batman
Birthday Nov 29
Member Since May 26, 2012
Votes Received 5
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About me? Hmmm...

I like to read &write
When I'm home by myself I like to watch old movies or blare Maroon 5 through my stereo
I'm a nerd and I'll shamelessy admit it. (Not the smart kind but the geeky kind XD)
I honest to goodness can't paint without getting it on my hands and then my face or in my hair ;P
I live off of Apple Juice and iron pills (I'm anemic)
I cuss like a sailor most days... Don't be offended I don't mean a thing by it!
I have fake mustaches that I wear on occasion.
I have never seen Titanic, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or The Hangover

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I had to delete my angel for my unicorn, it was a tough decision but srsly! It's a UNICORN/ Pegasus...!!!


Stay Beautiful♥

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Throw Away The Key

Throw Away The Key

4 pages, updated Jun 24, 2012PG-13
Billie Jean Weston locked her heart away and threw.. away the key. There's only one problem when you throw away the key to your heart... Anyone can find it and use it a... read more
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