NoahIsBoss

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G'day ladies and dicks. How ya doin'? Shared account here.

Hey, Noah here. Here's a few things you should know about me.

1. I'm a big flirt. Not my fault if I flirt a little.
2. I'm one of those sexy Australian guys. Fuck yea, but I moved half way across the world in June. 
3. 112 years old. Yeah, I'm a vampire/werewolf. 
4. According to Matt, I'm a drunk little shit head. 
5. I'm happily married to the girl of my dreams, Caitlin. She means everything to me. We do have 2 children together, Landon and Sydney. 
6. I speak my mind. I'm not afraid to call someone an asshole. My advice, don't get on my bad side. 
7. I'm the one who is mostly on here. That's kind of why the username is NoahIsBoss, because Hayden sucks ass, and isn't worth it.

G'day, I'm Hayden.
1. I play hockey and football, and could kick your ass anyday.
2. I'm from Sydney Australia
3. I'm 18 
4. Taken. I love you May 
5. Well I'm very protective of my younger sister Ash. Main reason i'm on here, so that I can watch out for the dicks hanging around my lil sis

Wanna know more? Chat with me. And me means Noah, because Hayden is a bully, that you don't want to talk to.

I only know like three people on here. I'm such a loner. (Yes Noah, you are a loner~Hayden)
@Omg_Its_Ashton, Ash is Haydens little sister. Don't fuck with Ash, or there will be some assholes out to get you soon.
@hey_im_Matthew, JACKASS! Watch out for this kid, he's a criminal. No seriously, he really is a physco murderer (he murdered my hamster when I was 8. R.I.P. Fluffles. It's an inside joke so yea.. -Noah.) Now go fan this jackass, he's a pretty chill bro. Also the stupidest person you will ever meet. 
@zaniel, he's an awesome friend. Who calls me tart xD ~Noah.