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Lilohorse

Name Kate
Location Earth, which you may doubt if you read my about me.
Birthday Aug 02
Member Since Feb 11, 2012
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Well, hello there! I'm Katie, Kat or Kate, whichever you'd prefer to call me.

Right, these things always seem a bit pointless to me and that tiny bit upsetting. I mean, in all seriousness, are you going to read this and be like 'wow, that right there has changed my life!' No, I didn't think so, either. But then, if you did read this and decide that I've provoked some sort of spiritual journey or life changing experience, then you're very welcome...

Any-who, I could write pretty much anything in here, such as: I like raisins! Which, of course, I don't, but if I did put it in here, would you know about it and tell me that you like raisins, too? Who knows, you might, but I doubt it very much. 

I think it's about time that I put something productive in here instead of some waffle about raisins. (I know, waffles, raisins, I seem food obsessed -.-) As you're here, you probably want to know a little something about me. So, in honour of your visit, I've listed a few facts. 

1. I'm 16.
2. I'm a Sims 2 serial killer, push doors that say pull and get hit by parked cars. Yeah, I'm an idiot.
3. I sing occasionally, my shower thinks I'm fantastic.
4. Never had a boyfriend so am going to grow old with 27 cats and 2 hamsters. <-- that right there is my life goal. I'll also need a housekeeper for all those litterboxes....

Anyway, if you want to know anything more about me, feel free to check out my interviews in the interview tab. 

Or just go ahead and ask me in a pm. I don't bite.

So, drop this nutter (Nuts, more food!) a message and I'll get back to you when I can. So, on leaving note, I'm going to give you a fact for wasting your time here.

If you stick your tongue out, it's impossible to breathe...
Put your tongue away, fool!
 
Ha, I enjoyed that. If that was successful, let me know. That's me, over and out.

Check out my arty instagram: justanothersketcher

Facebook: 
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Works

The Roommate Rulebook

The Roommate Rulebook

Humor #13 / Teen Fiction #15
20 parts / 59 pages, updated May 18, 2013PG-13
"And rule number three, knock before you enter my room," I finished, moving my fore finger down with the instruction. His smirk widened as he leaned on my ... read more
876,572 reads votes 26,328 comments 2,526
Bad Boy Isn't My Type - Extra POV chapters

Bad Boy Isn't My Type - Extra POV chapters

5 parts / 10 pages, updated Apr 10, 2013PG-13Completed
This is an addition to my story 'Bad Boy Isn't My Type'. People have been asking for chapters in other POV so here they are! Please check them o... read more
115,629 reads votes 2,037 comments 145
The Bad Boy, The Sat Nav and Me

The Bad Boy, The Sat Nav and Me

38 parts / 111 pages, updated Nov 13, 2012PG-13Completed
"You're the good little church girl, this sort of thing shouldn't have happened!" Hunter exclaimed and I scoffed. "Please, you're the badass ... read more
2,702,436 reads votes 28,067 comments 2,835
She's Broken

She's Broken

37 parts / 103 pages, updated Oct 27, 2012PG-13Completed
'Watching your brother go down for rape sounds like a difficult task, right? Try being the girl in the witness stand, the victim.' Most people ignore Kat Price and go str... read more
3,002,173 reads votes 33,790 comments 3,175
Bad Boy Isn't My Type...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type...

Teen Fiction #180
50 parts / 159 pages, updated Jul 06, 2012PG-13Completed
"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing... read more
10,665,868 reads votes 95,910 comments 9,244
Beating You

Beating You

38 parts / 108 pages, updated Mar 19, 2012PG-13Completed
Ally would like to believe that she has the perfect life but who is she kidding? She's scared to enter her home and the only place she can find safety is the ice skating pavili... read more
3,199,129 reads votes 25,842 comments 2,521

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fairylight96
fairylight96

14 hours ago
I tried the tongue thing... don't know if I was breathing or not... I'll try it again... wait, I can breath with my tongue sticking out! I held my nose and everything!! 
Great stories by the way ;)
Hi i love your book it really great
SP4048
SP4048

1 day ago
Hi, just wanted to say that I've enjoyed so much your stories... Can't wait to find out more about TRR! Keep up the amazing work, just love it! 
heytenten
heytenten

1 day ago
Hello :0 Just asking if you're giving out soft copies of your stories? I'd to  read them but I'm not always online :( please?
Lilohorse
Lilohorse

1 day ago
@IcedMegan And I you!

@JaneW1622 Bad Boy Isn't My Type. :)

@fantasygirl143 Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

@IlovMurphy Thank you!

@alexus121314 Thank you so much. I do, it's justanothersketcher. :)

@polarpurple Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

@smileyface0129 And a high five back to you, my friend!

@brainy2babe Haha, dammit, yet another failure... But I hope you enjoy the stories. :)xx

@aurburnclouds Just the name, really. I always come up with a title first and go from there. :)
IcedMegan
IcedMegan

1 day ago
I love you!
JaneW1622
JaneW1622

1 day ago
Which one comes first, The Bad Boy isn't my type of the bad boy, the sat nav and me?
You are an amazing writer! I was hooked on Bad Boy Isn't my type as soon as i started reading it! :)
IlovMurphy
IlovMurphy

2 days ago
Your a super good writer!!! 
polarpurple
polarpurple

2 days ago
I loved your book beating you!

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