Big booty Judy

Hey, what's up, hello. 
 Welcome to my profile or whatever.
My name is Penny and I spend my free time annoying everyone around me and writing books on here. Read them if you want to...I don't care, I mean I would appreciate it but I don't wanna tell you what to do.

So basically, I'm famous. But only in my head so it's a pretty big deal. I like crackers and soup. Old people are pretty hip. 
  I like friendly people and yes my sister's name is quarter, in case anyone was wondering.

   If you want to annoy me you can but don't be creepy bc I get scared very easily and I might call the cops. 
   If you want to talk about food or whatever else is all the rage these days I would be happy to.
Don't use the :) emoji bc I don't find it pleasant. 
  Also don't say "dou" instead of "though" bc it doesn't make you sound cute it makes you sound like a douchebag toddler. So :) on that. 
  Don't tell me to suck your dick bc i only suck my own bc I'm in love with myself, obviously. Uhm, I'm kinda mean so if I hurt your feelings don't take it personally...it's the internet. 
But on a serious note it may not be obvious from my shit writing but I actually love to write. Oddly enough I get attached to the characters i create and I feel like I work semi hard to come up with half of the story lines that I do. So, if you have time (in case you forgot that this is a reading app) please do read some of my books. 
   Peace out Girl Scout ✌️