HEJJ_SPARKLES

This is a conjoined account of 4 people!! If your really interested in knowing about us you little stalker, then here's some information about each of us!!!! :3

H~ I'm a P.I.T. If you must know what that means, hmu. ;). Jk, you can't get any of this! Oh and BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA! i hate myself

E~ I'm the M.P. of the group!!! More then likely, you'll love me the most, because I'm just that awesome!!! And no, of course I'm not arrogant!! Why would you think that??? MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU WISH YOUR WAFFLEZ WERE HOT LIKE MINE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

J1~ Hey guys, Jayden Rayne here! So yes, I am apart of this...insanity, if you will. But I'm probably no better than the rest of 'em. I just swear and have dirty thoughts a little bit more than the rest of the people on here. Except for H, we get inappropriate jokes a lot, so be careful what you say around us. Anyways, I should probably put my slogan up...ahem...
COME AT ME, BRO!! GET ON MY LEVEL OF FREAKING AWESOMENESS!!! XDDDD

J3~ Way to advertise, J1. See, I don't go around telling people about MY other accounts on here. Humph. I am the 3rd J because J2 is stuck in the back of a van on the bottom of a lake that convienently has stashes of air and cereal in it. I LOVE me cereal....YUM <3 Not as much as E likes waffles though....that gal is obsessed. I'm the amazing person of the group- don't let the others tell you otherwise!!! I. AM. No questions....I ask the questions here! mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! (MY evil laugh's better than hers)

WARNING: Our stories may be so amazing and full of randomness that it has been known to cause several people to die from laughing attacks. If you cannot handle the truth, don't read on. It was nice knowing ya, bub. 

P.s~ OOOOHHHHHHH A MAGICAL UNICORN!!! CAN I HAVE IT MOMMY???????

PASTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!