My...name?

Heyo! I've been writing for awhile on google docs, but I'm gonna give this a try.  I like fantasy, and I'ma  fan of Rick Riordan, Gail Carson Levine, and Margaret Peterson Haddix.  I'll read anything you want me to, so just mention it on my message board--- no wait, I lied. il read it if I feel like it! bam!


IM A BIG FAN OFF:
Music-- Owl city, Taylor Swift, Florence & the Machine, Ellie Goulding
Percabeth-- Mark of Athena! <3 who else cant wait for House of Hades?
Dance-- i do competitive :D
Being weird-- if it involves waffles, llamas, teletubbies, etc. its in my repertoire
FOOD-- go cosco muffins! go donuts! go generally eating my butt off!

WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU:
pie matches you complexion
you have the eyes of a water buffalo
your cantaloupe is as sweet as a fire ant
your great beauty makes cockatoos scream and eat vegetables
everything you touch turns into a germ-infected material
puce is your favorite color
your nose is as round as a zucchini
your reading this so you must be an awesome person or a stalker

WHAT I KNOW ABOUT MYSELF
im awesome
I need more food
I can do the splits-- really!
dodo birds envy my brilliance
I am as graceful as that water buffalo  over there
I have a pet llama AND a pet unicorn!
im hungry

ZHAT ISH ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!