Status: Important message, read below. (1 month ago)
| Name | Brandon |
| Location | Doing Stifler's Mom |
| Member Since | Mar 13, 2012 |
How do I start this.. Some say I made Ellen DeGeneres straight Others say I died 4 years ago but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell me this yet And a few know that I've been to Mars... that's why there's no life there now. Just joking around! Not really. Okay I'm joking. I'm lying. So I'm Brandon.. and some may know me from@HowBoysThink Things you should know: 1.) I'm an idiot. 2.) My feet are huge, wink wink, nudge nudge, tickle tickle 3.) I often throw my phone around to see if it will break and then laugh about it. 4.) I love cars. Petrol runs through my veins, not blood. 5.) I cough random sexual words in awkward situations. 6.) My friends are dipshits. 7.) I study shit in University that makes me stressed. 8.) I date so much that my parents nickname them all "sweety1, sweety2...." 9.) I have a short temper which is good because people don't like testing it out. 10.) I wanted to be a tiger when I was young... Nobody told me that humans can't fucking evolve. Yes, I'm a player. Yes, I'm a bit of a jerk at times. Yes, I don't seem like that on Wattpad because the internet never rustles my jimmies. You can always add me as a friend and message me on Facebook, I reply quicker there! http://www.facebook.com/brandon.george.9235 Brandon ** Even if I know you, I don't read spam on my wall. It's time consuming and half of the time it's random and doesn't make sense, so please don't do it :) One post is enough brah.**
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TehReadsOfKami
2 days ago
Sometimes I think the boys from HowBoysThink are fiction and the whole page is actually run by Brandon, and only Brandon. Shun me if you will. Tis my theory.
NatalieJonhson
3 days ago
Hey! I literally just found out what happened to you, and well I just wanted to say I hope everything works out for you...good luck with it and don't let it keep you down! :)
IAmAliveForever
5 days ago
@Brandon21 Only one message and I am out. You barely follow anyone and rarely talk to anyone. I am not hating but at the least say something because it is like your on Mars. And from all of you I prefer the Skype nerd. And as promised, Laney is out!
mnorberta24
6 days ago
@Brandon21 Take care and keep being awesome! Haha I love your parts in How Boys Speak XD
aplle58
1 week ago
who's stifler
accordiongirl
1 week ago
Hey, Good luck with the first few years with diabetes. It is an absolute pain in the ass. now from experience. 8 years on and its still a pain in my ass. My only advice is always have sugar and food nearby, and if you're drinking, eat before and after you drink. Good luck with it. Control it, don't let it control you. :)
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polkadotgurl33
1 week ago
@Brandon21 It's great that youre positive about everything! I suggest you watch "The Secret" if you havent, it's awesome; it really helps you stay positive about things!
Real_Lia_Payne
1 week ago
@Brandon21 This is the reason why you are like, never EVER in Facebook? I mean, then last time I checked, you wished Reece on his B'day. -FB Stalker ;)
GenieStClair
1 week ago
@Brandon21 Well... I think it's a good thing that you're very positive with it. Still, take credit of yourself.
ashleeismyname
1 week ago
Its tough I((sorta))know but you'll get through it my older brother said the same things as you and he's pretty used to it now. While I can't directly relate I can try. Xoxox
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