How do I start this..
Some say I made Ellen DeGeneres straight
Others say I died 4 years ago but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell me this yet
And a few know that I've been to Mars... that's why there's no life there now.
Just joking around!
Okay I'm joking.
So I'm Brandon.. and some may know me from@HowBoysThink
Things you should know:
1.) I'm an idiot.
2.) My feet are huge, wink wink, nudge nudge, tickle tickle
3.) I often throw my phone around to see if it will break and then laugh about it.
4.) I love cars. Petrol runs through my veins, not blood.
5.) I cough random sexual words in awkward situations.
6.) My friends are dipshits.
7.) I study shit in University that makes me stressed.
8.) I date so much that my parents nickname them all "sweety1, sweety2...."
9.) I have a short temper which is good because people don't like testing it out.
10.) I wanted to be a tiger when I was young... Nobody told me that humans can't fucking evolve.
Yes, I'm a player. Yes, I'm a bit of a jerk at times. Yes, I don't seem like that on Wattpad because the internet never rustles my jimmies.
You can always add me as a friend and message me on Facebook, I reply quicker there!
** Even if I know you, I don't read spam on my wall. It's time consuming and half of the time it's random and doesn't make sense, so please don't do it :) One post is enough brah.**