Status: Grammar, the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. (1 year ago)


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I wanna be a steampunk!

           Clowns are flippin' terrifying. No body should be that happy all the time.

                                            Guns are CHEATING!

           When I die I want to go to Valhalla.

I wanna get my sleep removed. Eight hours a night is such a waste of time. 

           I just found my cat drinking out of the toilet... again.

                                             Charizard Rocks my world.

           Tip One: Never drive past a KFC with your window open.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

            I have nothing clever to write here and was too lazy to cut and paste.

                                            I'm a high functioning zombie.

             Real men wear skirts.

I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

              Z is my least favourite letter of the alphabet.

                                            You can't trust a cat person.

              I like to watch Ice Road Truckers.

Do you know what sucks, we now have Carl's Jr in NZ but we can't get a fucking Krispy Kreme.

             That's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.




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