|Member Since||Nov 08, 2010|
I wanna be a steampunk! Clowns are flippin' terrifying. No body should be that happy all the time. Guns are CHEATING! When I die I want to go to Valhalla. I wanna get my sleep removed. Eight hours a night is such a waste of time. I just found my cat drinking out of the toilet... again. Charizard Rocks my world. Tip One: Never drive past a KFC with your window open. It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. I have nothing clever to write here and was too lazy to cut and paste. I'm a high functioning zombie. Real men wear skirts. I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much. Z is my least favourite letter of the alphabet. You can't trust a cat person. I like to watch Ice Road Truckers. Do you know what sucks, we now have Carl's Jr in NZ but we can't get a fucking Krispy Kreme. That's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.