"once upon a time a mummy and daddy loved each other dearly..."
NO WAIT WRONG STORY DON'T LEAVE!!

okay so my name is Alana and, to make a long story short, i am weird.
I love to have fun, sing, read, learn languages, learn music stuff and try not to make a complete fool of myself in public

(inspired to write this next information)
relationship status: still waiting for a miracle (i started to write unicorn...haha...weird)

-hypothetically my middle name is awkward.

-I learn german and italian

- 15 years old, you little perverts

-I am part italian, part australian, sadly i don't have that awesomesauce olive/tan italian skin. :(

-I learn piano and music theory

- learn guitar (finally)

- i used to play saxophone (which was fun)

- i was forced to learn the recorder at my old school (still so squeaky)

-most used emoticon :D because i always smile like that...you creeped out yet? how about now?

-i use those what's shakin' bacon/what's the deal banana peal things too much.

-You do not mess with my friends unless you want your face messed up. or you (if a male) and your male family member castrated (i know people(not really))

-i never log off wattpad so if you dont get a reply straight away im either not on..or dead and not on



Don't ever hesitate to message me, im not scary *innocent look*

my twitter (if you want to follow me..hehe i just got it): @AlanaTheLlama

(my old about me will be below both of them)

peace out girl scout or boy if you're a boy

-alana
  • in your basement. Nah. in the kitchen.. it's cooler
  • JoinedJune 10, 2013


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AlanaTheLlama AlanaTheLlama Apr 18, 2015 06:58AM
hello everyone! I am back (finally) What I am doing? well I am working on something - but really slowly and that's why I am not putting in on Wattpad. I will eventually but I will either finish it or...
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