Status: WHO'S THE LLAMA? No seriously, who's the Llama...? *Eyes everyone suspiciously and pouts* (1 year ago)

ATransparentSecret

Location Playing twister with Santa...(if he falls I'm dead :S)
Member Since Jun 26, 2011
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I like: movies,books, sweets, chocolate, big huggable cushions, making awkward silences, laughing at randoms times, disney classics, all time low, breaking benjamin, bring me the horizon, may day parade, digital summer, three days grace, linkin park, nevershoutnever, green day, nirvana, santa's beard, other bands, music, nice weather, mucking about, pranks, dares, pairing my friends up, embarrassing people, snow, the pitter-patter of rain, awesome hair cuts, lame jokes- they crack me up, shouting random things for no reason at all, meeting new people, discovering new diabolical schemes, pinky and the brain, tv shows, reading, photography, nachos, fizzy drink, sugar highs!!!

<3 Awesome McAwesome people I knowies, off the top of me head!! <3

WildRose393- WILDO!! Shhh...don't tell the institute we ran away...*tucks and rolls away*
lozzababe_xx- LoLo!! Awesome person who is a serial bread stick killer and is great to talk to! 
imninja- Ninjajajajajaja, what can I say she's a Ninja!
Chaseme- Chasey/ DUMDUM, the nickname DUMDUM says it all...*snickers*
Immortal_Iris- PIE!! Well she's awesome as...well...pie!
dipsyz- DIPPY WHIPPY! *whispers* She carries around a lethal daisy!! Never underestimate The Daisy
WrittenDeep- G! She has an epic name and is COOLIO!! *grins* 
krazy_kd- Well I just call her Krishy, but she's a well known Mr. Santie Perv...*smiles evilly*
JoeyWuzCookyMonster- JOBO/ Penelope! He's gone poof apparently... D:

Please leave any reading requestos on my message board and I'll comment and vote and fan if I likey it!!!
Now go forth and spread the word...XD I have no idea what I'm talking about.

When in doubt... make monkey noises!!

Works

Stupid. Sexy. Asshole...

Stupid. Sexy. Asshole...

33 parts / 61 pages, updated Dec 12, 2012PG-13
" I am stuck in the middle of nowhere with seven amazingly hot sexist guys, the King-of-Assholes and my evil Grammy, for the whole summer. Why, God, why?!"
340,165 reads votes 2,763 comments 510
How To Be A Badass

How To Be A Badass

5 parts / 7 pages, updated Oct 31, 2011PG-13
“You’ll pay for this you jerk!” His blue eyes twinkled in amusement as his full lips twitched into a smirk. In one fluid motion he had me pinned up against the wall. “Ar... read more
7,077 reads votes 130 comments 62
The Wedding Ruiner

The Wedding Ruiner

2 parts / 2 pages, updated Oct 05, 2011PG-13
"Taking a deep breath in I pretended that this was The Perfect Wedding, pretending my best friend wasn’t going to get married to a man whore, or the fact that his s... read more
654 reads votes 31 comments 16

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I think the characters are very believable. I love how unique the story is in having mystery, suspense and humor all-in-one.
MChammer01
MChammer01

3 months ago
Hi! You are a great writer, and I love this story! I just began getting into writi a could use some tips! If you could read my work, A Touch of Black By: MChammer01 it would mean a lot. :) 
dipsyz
dipsyz

4 months ago
SANTA.
WildRose393
WildRose393

4 months ago
I MISS YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
stardusk1
stardusk1

5 months ago
@ATransparentSecret :D YAAAYYYYYY!!! *Party dance*
ATransparentSecret
ATransparentSec...

5 months ago
I HAVE UPDATED! No... not my cape collection... though I really should. XD THERE IS A NEW CHAPPY OF SSA, if any of you are still reading the book, PLEASE have a look. If not, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING up till now. YOU  GUYS ARE AWESOME! :D 

p.s sorry for all the caps, I just wanted to get certain words across, even if you just briefly glance at this message. 

p.p.s I'M SO SORRY for not updating in ages. *Grimaces*
ATransparentSecret
ATransparentSec...

5 months ago
@stardusk1@AwkwardWallflower@Food_Fan123 I HAVE UPDATED! *Let's my cape flutter in the wind* I'm SO sorry I haven't updated in in ages, and if you're still reading SSA then have a look at the new chappy. If not, thank you so much for reading the book up till now!
ATransparentSecret
ATransparentSec...

5 months ago
*Sighs* I wrote a chapter... but it's really, really, really rubbish. So I'm not going to post it... yet. I know, I'm an AWFUL person! I mean to sit down and start writing, after I write a sentence though, I think... GAH WHAT KIND OF LLAMA POOP HAVE I WRITTEN, THIS WILL NOT DO...*scrunches up imaginary paper and throws it away... even though I'm typing on a computer.. O.O* Anyway the point is... THANK YOU AWESOME READERS WHO ARE WAITING AND HAVE READ AND/OR COMMENTED AND/OR VOTED... YOUR ARE AWESOME-SAUCE with SPRINKLES!! :) 
P.s. I'll TRY and get a new chappy upon soon-ish. 
stardusk1
stardusk1

5 months ago
D: Updates!?
AwkwardWallflower
AwkwardWallflow...

7 months ago
UPDATE SSA PLEASE IM DYINGGGG.

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