Status: WHO'S THE LLAMA? No seriously, who's the Llama...? *Eyes everyone suspiciously and pouts* (2 years ago)


Location Playing twister with Santa...(if he falls I'm dead :S)
Member Since Jun 26, 2011
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I like: movies,books, sweets, chocolate, big huggable cushions, making awkward silences, laughing at randoms times, disney classics, all time low, breaking benjamin, bring me the horizon, may day parade, digital summer, three days grace, linkin park, nevershoutnever, green day, nirvana, santa's beard, other bands, music, nice weather, mucking about, pranks, dares, pairing my friends up, embarrassing people, snow, the pitter-patter of rain, awesome hair cuts, lame jokes- they crack me up, shouting random things for no reason at all, meeting new people, discovering new diabolical schemes, pinky and the brain, tv shows, reading, photography, nachos, fizzy drink, sugar highs!!!

<3 Awesome McAwesome people I knowies, off the top of me head!! <3

WildRose393- WILDO!! Shhh...don't tell the institute we ran away...*tucks and rolls away*
lozzababe_xx- LoLo!! Awesome person who is a serial bread stick killer and is great to talk to! 
imninja- Ninjajajajajaja, what can I say she's a Ninja!
Chaseme- Chasey/ DUMDUM, the nickname DUMDUM says it all...*snickers*
Immortal_Iris- PIE!! Well she's awesome as...well...pie!
dipsyz- DIPPY WHIPPY! *whispers* She carries around a lethal daisy!! Never underestimate The Daisy
WrittenDeep- G! She has an epic name and is COOLIO!! *grins* 
krazy_kd- Well I just call her Krishy, but she's a well known Mr. Santie Perv...*smiles evilly*
JoeyWuzCookyMonster- JOBO/ Penelope! He's gone poof apparently... D:

Please leave any reading requestos on my message board and I'll comment and vote and fan if I likey it!!!
Now go forth and spread the word...XD I have no idea what I'm talking about.

When in doubt... make monkey noises!!


Stupid. Sexy. Asshole...

Stupid. Sexy. Asshole...

33 parts / 61 pages, updated Dec 12, 2012PG-13
" I am stuck in the middle of nowhere with seven amazingly hot sexist guys, the King-of-Assholes and my evil Grammy, for the whole summer. Why, God, why?!"
430,789 reads votes 3,875 comments 543
How To Be A Badass

How To Be A Badass

5 parts / 7 pages, updated Oct 31, 2011PG-13
“You’ll pay for this you jerk!” His blue eyes twinkled in amusement as his full lips twitched into a smirk. In one fluid motion he had me pinned up against the wall. “Ar... read more
9,645 reads votes 146 comments 67
The Wedding Ruiner

The Wedding Ruiner

2 parts / 2 pages, updated Oct 05, 2011PG-13
"Taking a deep breath in I pretended that this was The Perfect Wedding, pretending my best friend wasn’t going to get married to a man whore, or the fact that his s... read more
1,128 reads votes 42 comments 16

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