Roma Carlson had a BIG secret ... a nine month secret to be precise. Big jumpers and fake illnesses might have been enough if it weren't for one thing: her highly conservative Father had just become Defence against the Dark Arts teacher and planned to keep a special eye on her. Nymphadora Tonks had a kind heart, bright blue hair (usually) and a lot of time to kill ... as well as the ability to look like literally anyone at a moment's notice. Even though it was a long shot, dire circumstances forced Roma to reach out to the eccentric Hufflepuff for help. Desperation combined with a bubbly stranger, can lead to a decent plan, right?