Meet Rosalie. Tough, sarcastic and stubborn. Oh yeah, and she fights bad guys. The recent death of Rosalie’s brother has shaken her but now it’s time to move on. Sent to a safe house to stop her suffering the same fate she meets her new family. Shaun, Nathan and Alex. They’re every girls dream hot, cute and pretty awesome. As Rosalie begins to switch from her world to theirs she begins to think the past is the past. Her old life is erased and this is her fresh start. Tip, Rosalie: Your past always catches up to you.  

Daman pointed his hand to his head, a fake gun posed at his temple. "Dude," I said incredoulsy. "Their are madmen running around our school with REAL guns wanting to kill us. Do not joke about that kind of stuff." It starts averagley for the three students of Rose Hill High, that is until the lockdown bell sounds and three dudes with guns start running around the school and shooting everyone. A normal day suddenly becomes a fight for your life. But, hey, at least they get time off.

Blood, cyanide, futility and happiness bought with broken hearts. What happens when the only way to kill a monster is to become it? Family just got a new defenition of screwed up.

Despite the amazingly mundane title, this collection of chats has been described as 'witty', 'charming' and 'the most unusual and refreshing fan fiction of 2013' by three independent sources. Me, Me and, oh yeah, Me. Basically, a couple of shows/books are on an online chatting site. That's pretty much it. I hope you find it funny and not-offensive, but I can't read minds and I'm not God. Bon Appitite! (I can't spell) By the way this was brought to you by both myself and ironicallyinsane as a direct result of us both writing it.

Felix Harper isn’t the best of people. A rogue vampire that scampers around the streets of New York, Felix is a cold hearted killer. Ignoring the peace of the accords and killing mundanes with a sadistic pleasure, joining the new and evolving Pandemonium Club- Felix doesn’t care much for innocence and morality. She kills when she wants and never sticks around for the consequences. Until she meets Spencor Gordon. Spencor Gordon is a Shadow Hunter from London, staying in New York after being invited by Magnus Bane. Vivid red hair and piercing green eyes, Spencor is definitely full of morality and optimism. The complete antonym of Felix. But when they meet at Magnus Bane’s party they both experience a strange connection- one that Felix tries to ignore- with increasing ferocity. But as they keep meeting in unbelievable circumstances Spencor makes more and more of an impression and Felix is dragged into a world of idealism, justice, honour, sparkling warlocks and Jace Wayland. Angels and Demons. Two separate things. So is it possible to be both?

Normality is only a state of mind; sometimes you wake up and find the world completely different than it was the day before. That’s what happens to 16 year old Wendy Summers. Except her reality check isn’t some gentle wake up call, its death with fangs chomping down on her neck. So as Wendy gets dragged bloody and beaten into the world where the monsters are real and biting, she soon realises that fairy-tales are probably not based on the real life thing. Take her paranormal guides Jenny, Chase and Logan for example. They certainly don’t seem to be the typical prince-charming-follow-the-rules-and-save-the-day kind of people. In fact, Jenny is more like a villain gone good, Chase is more like a care bear with muscles and Logan is far too much of a fallen angel to be the hero in any story. As Wendy falls into the arms of three completely strangers she realises that sometimes playing by the rules isn’t going to get you anywhere. After all, no one made history by being good.

Sequin Cain. Innocent, sweet and generally an all-round good girl. No one would expect good ol’ Sequin Cain to rebel. She’s far too clean. But as her school, Hogwarts becomes influenced by the notorious Dolores Umbridge, Her boyfriend, Harlequin gets more and more out of control and her sister, Maladie gets slowly more wild, Sequin soon found herself messing on the wrong side of the tracks. And loving it. Join Sequin as she dives into the true essence of teenage hood and rips up her old high school label. Watch Sequin as she slowly becomes more of a problem child.