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smilefangsincluded

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To say I like music would be an understatment considering im pretty much OBSESSED with my alternive/punk crack. Take away Short Stack/Green Day/The Living End/Panic! At the Disco/Paris Wells/Good Charlotte/My Chemical Romace/Plain White Ts/ Never Shout Never/Mayday Parade/Bowling for Soup/ Amy Meredith and you will die a very slow and painful death. 

Books would obviously be another unhealthy obsesion of mine for I am horribly sentimental and constantly wish that all the  characters were reality instead of fiction. Boys in books are better and you know it. Catching the same though train I do have a lot of ficional obsessions. Harry Potter/The Mortal Instruents/Morganville/The Hardy Boys/ Skuldguggery Pleasant/ Artemis Fowl/ The Replacement/ The Perks of Being a Wallflower/ 13 to life/ The fault in our stars are just a few. 

TV is somthing i could not live with out. Where else would I see Being Human? Or NCIS? Or Doctor Phil! Oh, the horror!

Well if you asked me (which i'm sure you totally will) i would say i'm a pretty positive person but have some wierdly dark likes, such as Tim Burton (who is totally awesome). 

Me? Sarcastic? Noooo.

Well if your really spending time on my lovley page I thank you in advance for not running away and calling the police...or else falling asleep and end up kissing the key board.

Come on, I dare you to give me coffee

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To Kill A Monster

To Kill A Monster

2 pages, updated May 17, 2013PicturesCompleted
Blood, cyanide, futility and happiness bought with broken hearts. What happens when the only way to kill a monster is to become it? Family just got a new defenition of screwed up.
2 reads votes 1 comments 1
Chats of the Fictional Kind

Chats of the Fictional Kind

9 parts / 10 pages, updated Jan 14, 2013Completed
Despite the amazingly mundane title, this collection of chats has been described as 'witty', 'charming' and 'the most unusual and refreshing fan fiction of 201... read more
278 reads votes 13 comments 11
Angelic Disturbia

Angelic Disturbia

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Oct 06, 2012PG-13
Felix Harper isn’t the best of people. A rogue vampire that scampers around the streets of New York, Felix is a cold hearted killer. Ignoring the peace of the accords an... read more
120 reads votes 6 comments 6
Problem Child

Problem Child

9 parts / 36 pages, updated Jul 20, 2012
Sequin Cain. Innocent, sweet and generally an all-round good girl. No one would expect good ol’ Sequin Cain to rebel. She’s far too clean. But as her school, Hogwarts become... read more
770 reads votes 34 comments 94
MR HAPPY and I.

MR HAPPY and I.

87 pages, updated May 02, 2012
56 reads votes 4 comments 1
Lockdown

Lockdown

12 parts / 24 pages, updated Apr 27, 2012PG-13
Daman pointed his hand to his head, a fake gun posed at his temple. "Dude," I said incredoulsy. "Their are madmen running around our school with REAL guns wanting t... read more
2,311 reads votes 61 comments 39
Outcasts vs Monsters

Outcasts vs Monsters

5 parts / 25 pages, updated Apr 07, 2012PG
Normality is only a state of mind; sometimes you wake up and find the world completely different than it was the day before. That’s what happens to 16 year old Wendy S... read more
124 reads votes 8 comments 5
Three boys and a girl

Three boys and a girl

6 parts / 12 pages, updated Dec 02, 2011
Meet Rosalie. Tough, sarcastic and stubborn. Oh yeah, and she fights bad guys. The recent death of Rosalie’s brother has shaken her but now it’s time to move on. Sent... read more
641 reads votes 15 comments 20
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Sabbedoria
Sabbedoria

11 hours ago
DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO
*EAP*
@thedynamoeffect The Story of Tom Brennan -_- 

Ahem.

"For Tom Brennan, life is about rugby, mates and family-until a night of celebration changes his life forever. In a drunken rage, Tom's older brother Daniel, causes a car accident in which their cousin Fin, suffers irreversible spinal injuries and two friends, including Daniel's best friend are killed. 

Daniel was an accident waiting to happen. Tom's world explodes as Daniel (who is only 18, I think) is sent to jail and the Brennan's are forced out of their hometown that Tom has lived in all his life. But how can Tom even begin to rebuild his life when his mother won't even get out of bed, his father is struggling to hold the family together, and Tom has to play rugby without his beloved team-and without Daniel.

So bascially, he goes all Jace like and is really angsty and you can cll this book depressing too, I guess.

EVERYONE IS DEPRESSED I'M  NOT EVEN JOKING, except the grandma, which is really weird.

You lucky person, studying AEP! Watching "The Following" had taught me everything I need to know about Edger Allen Poe, it's a reeallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good show. 

Blurby blurb, I like that word. Blurb. BLURRRRBB. BLU-RRRRB.  BLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 

:)
1984 was inspired by this book.
@smilefangsincluded It's a Russian dystopian novel called WE.
It's kind of hard to read though, because the book is older, and the main character "D-503" is delirious and bi-polar and deranged most of the time.
My current status quote was said by him.

When I read the book the first time, I didn't understand anything, and then someone asked me; "Do you remember the part where the Machine incinerates a guy and he turns into a puddle of water?" And I had no idea when this happened, so I guess I was pretty clueless until I read it again.
But the ending is kind of depressing.

@smilefangsincluded D gets paranoid because S stalks him all the time, but it's ok because everything S does has a double meaning.

Okay, I am waffling, I'll stop.

@MALECisIMMorTaL 
What novel study books have you done so far?
Actually, now that I think about it, all the texts I've done are kind of dark
Hamlet (internally conflicted madman)
Frankenstein (amoral scientist in terror of his creation)
Poems by Sylvia Plath (Plath being in depression and suicidal)
The Colour Purple (Themes of abuse etc)
WE (message that communism kills humanity)
And we'll be studying Edgar Allen Poe next year. Hmm...
@thedynamoeffect why do you get such cool novel study books? 
OHMIGOD SNAPE IS OLDER THAN WE THOUGHT! Hey, what book are you reading? TELL ME, DARLING! TELL ME!
thedynamoeffect
thedynamoeffect

5 days ago
For my novel study, there is a character called "S" and he's a double agent.
PARALLELS TO HARRY POTTER!
I'd say Rowling should sue, except the book came out in 1921.
thedynamoeffect
thedynamoeffect

5 days ago
@MALECisIMMorTaL Are you sure that it's Gabby Carla? Positive? *fails at funky eyebrow dancing*
thedynamoeffect
thedynamoeffect

5 days ago
I miss Sydney Stack burgers from Maccas. I was hoping to create a secret stash in my room.:(

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