"Grounded. 6 weeks."
"6 WEEKS? YOU CANT DO THAT!"
"Face it kid were legally in charge of you just go to you room before you make wolf look even more like a tomato." wolf just glared at Fox
i stormed upstairs but got changed and slid out my window and went to toms we decided to go to this kids party i had about 8 beers and some vodka as well as a few glasses of wine while tom got absolutely smashed and could barely walk alcohol doesn't really affect me i managed to get tom home i had to make sure my best friend lived long enough to continue being my best friend i got him home without jerry seeing but I'm pretty sure he realized i trudge home who is going to be up at 1am i ask myself who am i kidding they will all be up so i climb up and in my window but just my luck that's where there all of them are waiting
"ALEXANDER JOHNATHAN RIDER! YOU BETTER HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPLENATION FOR WHY YOU ARE COMING HOME AT 1 AM- ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK?"
"Maybe."
"TELL ME!"
"it was just a few beers ."
"YOU ARE UNDERAGE!"
"Thanks for establishing that sherlock can we just take a quick vote anyone here not had a drink while being under age? that's what i thought."
"YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 3 MONTHS!"
"YOU CANT DO THAT YOU MAY BE MY GARDIANS BUT YOU CANT GROUND ME FOR 3 MONTHS YOU ARE JUST AN SAS UNIT!"
"Face it kid your grounded we don't need to wake up any more of the neighbours."
"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG OTHER THAN HAVE A FEW DRINKS!"
"YOU FAILED 3 SPANISH TESTS 4 FRENCH WHICH IF YOU HAD FORGOTON YOU ARE FLUENT IN NEARLY GOT SUSPENDED FOR SWEARING AT A TEACHER THEN DID GET SUSPENDED FOR FIGHTING WITH ANOTHER STUDENT! AND NOW YOU COME HOME SMASHED" Snake unhelpfully pointed out
"FIRST OF ALL I WAS TIRED SECOND I NEVER SWORE SHE OVEREXADARATES EVERYTHING THIRD I DIDNT THROW THE FIRST PUNCH HE WAS LUCK I ONLY BROKE HIS NOSE AND JAW AND FOURTH IM NOT PLASTERED!!" I then kick them all out of my room
I cant believe i got grounded by k unit
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Alex rider one shots
Fanfictiona load of random Alex rider one shots that have been floating around my head for a while stuff I've read and some of my own
