"Corpse's Hoe"

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Fuckery

Ushiji
Y/N replaced me with
Corpse

Tangerine
Whos corpse?

Ushiji
Not a dead body-
a singer I think

Y/N Hana
I'm his hoe

Shitty-Kawa
Same, Hana-Chan

Y/N Hana
;)

Shitty-Kawa
;)

(Okay this is lowkey irritating me.
I'm switching the chat and their name.
So now it'll be

Character name
Blah blah

So ye
I also think it'd just make more sense)

Iwa-Chan
No, Oikawa

Y/N Hana
Aw, he's jealous, Oikawa

Shitty-Kawa
Aw~ Iwa-Chan~ <3

Iwa-Chan
Shut up

Y/N Hana
Ushi, where'd you go?

Ushiji
I'm here- I'm playing
Minecraft with Kenma

Pudding Boy
Y/N, you should join us

Shitty-Kawa
HE CAN CALL YOU BY
YOUR FIRST NAME BUT
I CAN'T???

Y/N Hana
I know him better,
you wouldn't want me
calling you Tooru would you?

Iwa-Chan
He'd think you're
flirting with him

Shitty-Kawa
No I wouldn't!

Shitty-Kawa
You guys are so mean

Shitty-Kawa
I'm leaving

Shitty-Kawa left the
group chat

Y/N Hana
Iwa-Chan, will you
go comfort the big
baby?

Drama Queen
I thought I was
the drama quen...

Tsukki-dude
Yamauchi took a
volleyball to the face...
it was funny

GomenTsukki
Was not!

Y/N Hana
Aw, don't bully him!

Tsukki-dude
I can do what I want

GomenTsukki
I know he loves me

Tsukki-dude
Shut up

GomenTsukki
Then don't be mean!

Iwa-Chan added
Shitty-Kawa

Y/N Hana
Oikawa!

Shitty-Kawa
I'm only back because
Iwa-Chan promised
cuddles

Iwa-Chan
You weren't supposed
to tell them, dumbass.

Y/N Hana
AWWWWWWW

Kuro
We all ship it

Pudding Boy
Yeah

Y/N Hana
I like how Kozume
only really shows
up whenever Kuroo
starts talking

Pudding Boy
Shush

Kuro
You know you
love me, Kozume~

Pudding Boy
I don't

Kuro
Mhm~

Pudding Boy
I'm moving your
Minecraft bed

Ushiji
It was next to his bed :')

Y/N Hana
AWEE, KOZUME~~

Pudding Boy
Shut up!

My lazy ass is done for today :')

And if you're wondering why it's called Corpse's hoe it's cuz that's my Among Us name

So if you see me let meh know where you came from ;)

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