Telemarketers And Bullshit

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Fuckery

Ushiji
Y/N just made it seem like
she was fucking a goat to a
telemarketer 😭

Hot Fucker
I don't regret it

Iwa-Chan
That seems like
something Oikawa
would do

Shitty-Kawa
It is something I've done

Iwa-Chan
I'm not surprised

Owl-Head
AGASHEI

Agashei
What?

Owl-Head
Can Kuroo come over? 🥺

Agashei
No- last time you guys
had a sleepover you both
slept in the same bed

Agashei
WITH ME IN IT

Kuro
You loved it

Pudding Boy
I didn't, you left me
at home

Kuro
Yeah, but I brought you
food after I got back

Pudding Boy
You're forgiven

Dadchi
Where are Hinata and
Kageyama?

Sugamom
They're practicing at the
gym at school

Dadchi
But it's winter break

Sugamom
I know

Hot Fucker
They're probably fucking

Sugamom
Y/N!

Uhsiji
I mean, she's probably
right

Dadchi
They're both to innocent

Sugamom
Exactly

Ushiji and Hot Fucker
went inactive

Shitty-Kawa
What do you think
they're doing? 😏

Iwa-Chan
Fucking

Ratsumu
I agree

Ashy
I'm going to scare them

Five beautiful minutes
later

Ashy
HAHAHSGAHAHAGGSGA

Ashy
AHAHSHAHHAS THEY-

Ashy
THEY WERE

Ashy
IWAIZUMI YOU WERE RIGHT

Tsukki-dude
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