piko goes to the shop

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Piko did some grocery shopping. He needed to sustain himself after his failed vocaloid career.

"Hey look, it's peeko" said fukse as he approached from the next aisle. "Haha, get it? I said pee."

Piko remained silent.

"How does it feel to be dead?" He asked with a smrik.

"How does it feel to not get an update after 4 years?" Piko shot back.

"..."

Fukase flicked his nose.

"Owie" cried Pik. "That's not very socially distanced of you, also where is your mask?"

"The virus is a myth" Fukase answered.

"Ok well have fun perishing" said the ahoge boi.

"Hey guys hows it going?" Meekoo suddenly materialised.

"Hey bitch hows the blocked nose?" Asked Pico.

"Yeah fuk off. Us vocaloids like our air pure and ur not one of us anymore" Fukase threw cereal at her.

Miku cried and went back into the void.

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