pilk walked up to his crush, lenoard.
"I-I've been meaning to ask you th-this for a while, lenneth...but I thibk you're rly cool and hot and I wana be ur bf. Fuckface is a cunt and I have no interest in him. The one for me has always been you!" said pike, looking away in embarassment.
lenny stared at him with a pitiful expression, his eyes hiding behind his banana hair.
"I'm sorry, Utatatatane pinkeye...but we can never be together...because I'm based...and you're cringe."
Suddenly, the world seemed to stop moving. Piko stared into space, his eye twitching, his hand over his heart. He lowered his head, breathing erratically.
"Cringe..."
"You think I'm cringe..."
"...ahaha..."
"...ahahahahahahaha..."
"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Len's eyes widened, as he began to shudder from the raw energy emanating from the silver twink. He took a step back in fear.
"If you think I'm too cringe for you...
...THEN I'LL JUST MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD CRINGE!"
To be continued...
