"I want to join the FBI!"
"Do you have what it takes?"
"I hacked into security cameras, stabbed a few bitchez, leaked songs, broke into airport sec-"
"Directioner?"
*nods*
"you start tommorow"
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Oh my gosh guys did you hear that Paul resighned? I am soo late! I'm crying and people are blamng poor zayn. BUT WE KNOW ITS NOT TRUE!
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We Are True Fans [1D and 5SOS Carrot Book]
RandomCredit to those who made these jokes, they aren't all mine. But some are:)