You guys im really sorry if ur chinese i swear i dont mean any offense
Chinese Peasents:Ching cong cheee ci cha jo ko
Micheal:What are they saying Calum?
--awkward silence---
Calum: FUCK YOU Gordon
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We Are True Fans [1D and 5SOS Carrot Book]
RandomCredit to those who made these jokes, they aren't all mine. But some are:)