SAWYER | EMERSON
❝ your gay is showing ❞
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"Thank you for calling-"
"Please don't finish that"
"Oh it's just you"
"You mean the person who brightens your day every time I call, yes it is me"
"Funny that you think you brighten my day"
"I can hear the lies dripping from your tongue"
"No lies were said"
"You don't like talking to me?"
"No"
"You wound me, you know that?"
"I've been told"
"I think if you were less...smart ass, we'd get along quite well"
"Is this not us getting along"
"....."
"Wow I wonder what that would be like"
"Your sarcasm is showing"
"Can I ask a question?"
"Shoot"
"Why do you always call?"
"What it be wrong if I said I like talking to you?"
"No...that actually makes me smile"
"You have a beautiful smile"
"What was that?"
"Nothing. What time are you off work today?"
"6 pm....so in the next hour"
"Great. Cool"
"Uh oh okay"
"....."
"Hey, Emerson?"
"Yeah?"
"Nothing, I just like the way your name rolls off my tongue"
"Sawyer?"
"Yes?"
"Your gay is showing"
"Oh fuck off "
"I'm kidding, I just like saying your name too."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I think Sawyer and Emerson has a nice ring to it"
"Hey, Emerson?"
"Yes?"
"Your gay is showing"
"Hardy har har"
"I gotta go, I have another call coming in but I'll call you back?"
"I'd like that"
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Nice Going Sawyer
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