the story of my love life (Larry Stylinson)

TIME TO GET UP!!

Harry POV

We're all woken up by Liam... Well all of us, except Zayn. He's off in the magical land of sleepville. That's probably the worst excuse that I've ever tried to pass off for a joke. Like ever. I guess I just have to face it... I'm not a funny guy. All I have going for me is music, and I don't even know how long that's gonna last. My voice is getting weaker each day from all the purging. Lets se how this goes...

"Harry!!" Liam shouted, waking me up from my trance, "Lets go wake up Zayn... I have an idea" he says with a devilish grin spread across his face.

"OH MY GOD! Is our own DAD trying to convince us to do something bad!?! This is complete madness!!!!!" Louis screeches, his voice piercing all of our ears. Liam just stands there grunting and pulls me and Niall aside.

Liam begins, "So... There's something I've always wanted to do..."

Louis POV (a few minutes later)

We march into Zayn's room military style and begging to sing our, may I say, very classy and well thought out song

Niall: it's time to get up, in the morning.

EXTREMELY SEXY ME(ESM for short) : in the morning.

Niall: we've got McDonald's breakfast for you.

Liam: just for you.

EVEN SEXIER HARRY (ESH for short): or any other brand.

Niall: we drove two miles to get it.

ESH: so you better get up and eat it.

Liam and ESM: you don't want to be a selfish lazy crazy boy

All (including two particularly attractive individuals): so we gotta get up!!! It's time to get uuuuuuppp. IT'S. TIME. TO. GET. UP. It's time to get up!

Niall: it's time to get up!!!!!!

We fish with a big ending and all jump on the bed... Zayn still doesn't budge. Wow! He is the life of the party 'all day, all night'. I decide to take matters I to my own hands.

Niall POV

"Your a fuckin' dead man Tomlinson" Zayn screams. I see Lou sprint across the room... I don't know why but I'm guessing he's running from Zayn. Zayn rushes into the room, he jumps on Louis and... And I think... I think, he's trying to beat him up with a blow dryer. Well at least he's up. See, I look at the glass half full.

"Guys can we get some food, that song made me hungry" I say over the noise of Zayn cursing Lou off. He has a good reason, after we left the room Lou decided to wake him up in his own 'special way'. Lets just say... Zayn wasn't very happy about having ice down his 'manly area'.

"Yeah, sure Nialler, let me just check what time it- oh shit!" Liam starts to freak out.

"What???" I ask, Liam always manages to freak out over something... But that's why he's Liam, it's just the way he is.

"Our flights leave in under an hour. We need to get to the airport stat!" He shouts while rushing to get ready. Oh god, he's going all grey's anatomy on us. Here comes daddy direction... You've been warned. I head into my room and start getting dressed.

Liam POV

We all finish getting ready in the next ten minutes, none of us bothering to shower. I just hope I don't have to sit next to anyone on the plane (I don't smell particularly good at the moment). I yell at the lads to hurry up and we head outside. Paul is already waiting for us with a car and we hop in.

As soon as the doors are shut the car speeds away... Maybe we were running a little bit more late the we thought. "I'm assuming you boys woke up late..." Paul says with a funny look on his face.

"Yeah, we did actually. How'd you know?" I say, curious of his answer.

"Ummmmm, I can smell it" he replies. Wow, I guess it is that bad. I sniff the air... And yep he's right, I think I'm gonna spill my guts...

Everyone is basically silent for the rest of the car ride, which is only about twenty minutes. Even though no one says it, you can see the excitement in everyone's eyes. Well... Almost everyone. This must suck for Harry, Simon got his hopes up and then shattered them. At least he gets to stay with Louis. I'm positive that that's the second best place he could be staying, the first being his home of course. Sometimes I wonder abou those lads, especially with the 'gay romance' rumors. But you have to admit, it could happen.

We arrive at the airport with fifteen minutes left until our flights leave. Your probably wondering how all of our flights leave at the same time even though we are going to different places. One word, management. I don't know how they do it, they defy logics, so I've decided just to stick with a simple answer. Management has magical powers. Sounds stupid... But would you like to give me a better explanation. I didn't think so.

The boys and I rush through security and before we get a chance to say a proper goodbye, our security guards tear us apart and drag us to our separate flights.

Harry POV

Me and Lou are practically pushed onto our plane. Our security gaurds leave muttering something about "being punctual". Come on, I don't even know what that means. Louis and I find our seats, were not right next to each other like I wish we were, but we were close enough to talk. The only thing that separates us is an isle. I look up at Lou and see him wearing a terribly fake, stick on mustache and a pair of 3-D glasses with the lenses popped out. This is his idea of a disguise so we won't get noticed....

"Ummm,Lou?" He looks up at me "watcha wearing?" I finish, chuckling a bit. He looked kinda cute... In a totally innocent and friendly way.

"Today I'm wearing a cute little striped shirt ensemble, with some neutral tan chinos, and my signature pair of red TOMS to finish off the look. Why? Does the Tommo look good in stripes." He says in a cheesy seductive voice. I really am going to have fun on this trip.

Zayn POV

I push the security guards off me and board the plane by myself. I'm never in a good mood when I'm tired. I find my seat quickly, and sit down. I'm so happy to finally catch a break. I've been so busy lately. It feels so good to just relax and take a nap, so that's exactly what I do........ I pull my hat over my face, slowly close my eyes, and feel sleep take over me.

Liam POV

I step onto the flying death trap and try to stay calm while I find my seat. None of the boys know this, but I really hate planes, I'm ok when I'm with other people, but it freaks me out a bit when I'm by myself. I know, this is probably the worst fear for a singer to have... I'm on a plane every other day- and trust me, I hate every second of it. I start to get that oh-so-to-familiar uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach. I ignore it and pull out my iPod. I turn it on shuffle, relax, and just listen as Adele's voice fills my ears.

Niall POV

I hop to my seat, extremely excited about today. In just SIX short hours, I'm going to be back in Mullingar. I wouldn't miss this for the world. I can't believe I get to stay with my family for a whole two weeks! I hardly ever get to them. All the lads parents are somewhat close, but mine are in a whole different country. I sit back with a smile on my face, order all the candy this plane has, and get ready to have the holiday of a life time