Evan
So I was playing at the bar one night when a lady walks in and moves directly towards me. "Do you sing too?" She asks. "A little bit, Why?" "I'm holding auditions for Phantom of the Opera in a week. I think you should try out."
Audrey
So Evan invites the whole gang to his audition. When it's his turn, he comes out with a worried look on his face, then he gets this pervy look on his face, and he gets a damn boner!
It took a lot to hold off a laugh.
Evan
I was worried at first. Then I thought to myself, "Maybe I should imagine everyone in their underwear." So I was ready to go until I looked at Audrey, and my mind went a little too far, and well, you know.
Kayvon
Trey, Ian, and I could barely hold back laughter! Especially when we heard the director say, "Oh my!". Poor guy. His dick ruined his audition! We are not letting him forget this!
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Zona
HumorCome one come all, to a story with everything! A steady couple A deadbeat stoner A girl with soccer on the mind A girl who couldn't care less And a hopeless romantic What comes next? Who knows?
