Ink: I came to the conclusion that Nightmare doesn't want me
Dream: ugh, it's about tim-
Ink: so now I must flirt with Cross in order to make him jealous!
Blue: ofc, what did we expected??
Dream: DUDE! you know that I like him!!
Ink: and lemme tell ya, I do not give a flying fuck
Blue: so... You're gonna sleep with Cross??
Ink: well, not really, I'll just flirt with him whenever Nightmare is around
Lust: sleeping with him, or even getting together with him is more affective, don't ya think?
Ink: well yeah, but like- at the end of the day, I'm trying to get into Nightmare's pants- not Cross's-
Dream: INK NO!
Ink: INK YES-