People wanted to see more chapters with our dear Yin-Yang boys UwU so here it is! By the way, I know how Joseph's brother's death severely affected him, but in this book he's starting to get better. So please don't come at me :)
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"Huntersss"
Gaysha: has anyone seen the common hairdryer?
Girl_In_Red: sorry gurl, haven't seen it :/
WangChu: it's in our room
WangChu: no it's not
WangChu: I literally saw it there, Xie
WangChu: impossible. It's not in our room
WangChu: I know it is, we used it after taking a shower
WangChu: We didn't take a shower today yet
WangChu: we so did, we even used the common hairdryer
UglySlenderman: what's going on-
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: is this a new thing you guys are trying?
Snek: spoiler alert! It's really confusing
Gaysha: I still wanna know where the hairdryer is
PennywiseOnCrack: Why don't you create different accounts?
PennywiseOnCrack: it's easier
WangChu: 1. We don't know how to do it; 2. We're not in the mood to talk to Mr. Balsa; 3. It's more efficient this way
ThemEyesRMad: trust me, it's not
WangChu: it really is
WangChu: no, no, they have a point, Fan
WangChu: no they don't. What? whenever we want to talk we have to re-open the app, log in the other account, and text there?
WangChu: ....yes?
WangChu: No!
Polaroid: what if each one of you has a different phone?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: that's not even an option. They aren't 2 separate people now. They are ✨fused✨ so that would just be the double of the work
LightningMcQueen: what if only one of you talks in here and when the other wants to say something, the other informs us?
WangChu: we could do that yea
WangChu: I'm obviously gonna be the spokesperson
WangChu: what? No! I am!
WangChu: Why would YOU be?
WangChu: because I said so!
Lizzzard: Enough! Fan, you're the spokes person a day, and the next one is Xie!
WangChu: okay I'll start today
WangChu: No! I Will!
WangChu: no wtf
TentacleHentai: oh for fuck's sake...
MooseHead_Wall: Fan you start today! Periodt!
WangChu: why?!
WangChu: it's settled. Xie, get over it
WangChu: Why should YOU start?!
WangChu: because I'm older than you
WangChu: FOR 5 MINUTES
Polaroid: GOD DAMN IT AIGHT LISTEN UP
Polaroid: I DON'T CARE WHO'S OLDER AND WHO'S YOUNGER
Polaroid: FAN STARTS TODAY AND THAT'S ON PERIOD
WangChu: but... :(
WangChu: you'll be tomorrow Xie don't worry
WangChu: No! I wanna start today!
WangChu: stop acting like a child oh my god!
WangChu: fine! Do whatever you want!
WangChu: he really gave up huh
Polaroid: hey Fan is Xie reading the convos?
WangChu: he's throwing a tantrum :/
Polaroid: alright, so can you talk?
WangChu: yes.
Polaroid: okay so, as you know I too had a twin brother. So I know how annoying these things can be.
WangChu: woah hold on
WangChu: I know how sensitive you are when it comes to your brother. You really don't need to talk about him right now
Polaroid: it's fine, don't worry
Polaroid: anyways
Polaroid: I too was older than him for 3 minutes
Polaroid: And before he, yeah...
Polaroid: he too used to throw tantrums all the time when it involved the subject of me being "older than him"
Polaroid: eventually he stopped, since he didn't have much of a choice considering the lifestyle we lived
Polaroid: but before he learnt how to control himself, I used to be the one who would teach him he shouldn't behave like that
WangChu: how would you do it
Polaroid: take advantage of the situation. Show him that you are older, and his brain will automatically process that information, even if he doesn't want to.
Polaroid: so trust me, you will have authority over him
WangChu: I can't do that to him he's a freaking adult!
Polaroid: so? We have authority over the survivors and they are adults too
Girl_In_Red: YOU CANNOT COMPARE ONE THING TO THE OTHER-
Polaroid: I so can, that I'm even doing it :p
WangChu: I guess I can try
Snek: yea! Show him who's da boss! >:D
AnnaBanana: this doesn't make any freaking sence...
WangChu: brb gonna talk to him
WangChu: he made me slap myself.
Polaroid: well that didn't go as planned
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: NO SHIT
UglySlenderman: Fan must've looked so dumb lmfao
WangChu: Shut up Zipper!
Gaysha: so... No hairdryer?
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