*Dream walks into the room*
Dream: alright thots- we're going on a picnic with my lovely brother and his personal hookers- aHeM- I meant- gang
Lust: doesn't he like- hate you?
Dream: YEA SO?? LeT's gO bItcHeS-
Lust: This isn't gonna end well, huh?
*They all get in a minibus, Lust is driving*
Blue: can we stop at MacDonald's?
Ink: nO YoU HoE- ArEN't yOu FaT eNoUGh??
Blue: SHUT UP BRUSH LOVER!!
Lust: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!! We're here
*they get out of the minibus to see Nightmare and his hookers- aHEm- gang*
Nightmare: ready to fight broth- what are doing??
Dream: getting ready for the picnic
Nightmare: what picnic?! We're here to fight!
Blue: I'm here for the food-
Ink: I'm here for sex-
Lust: I'm here because they burned my house down, kidnapped me, and now I'm stuck with them-
Dream: I made to much food, so now this is a picnic-
Nightmare: what?! NO!!
Blue: YES- NOW SHUT UP AND EAT IT LIKE IT'S ASS-
Error: k-
Cross: I don't trust this- what the hell did you drink??
Lust: I don't wanna know, they are like this for weeks now-
Ink: Nightmare!! I'm bored, let's fuck!
Nightmare: get away from me you kinky son of a-
Dream: EVERYONE!! SHUT UP AND EAT!!
Horror: I think it's poison-
Dust: *takes a bite of a cupcake* poison, for sure
Dream: SHUT UP- MY COOKING IS GREAT!
Killer: This is your doing? I didn't think it's possible to mess up a BREAD-
Lust: these idiots can mess up everything-
Blue: SHUT. UP. AND. EAT.
Ink: so Nightmare~
Nightmare: GET. THE. FUCK. AWAY.
Dream: Ink I swear to god IF YOU DON'T START EATING-
Ink: *takes a bite of a cake* like this?-
Dream: exactly, now, Lust...
Lust: *shoves a piece of the cupcake into his mouth* mmm~ wow!! Never tasted something as tasty as this Dream!
Dream: good
Horror: I'm not sure, but I think that they're on crack-
Killer: ya think?
Nightmare: DREAM I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED BY YOUR THOT-
Dream: INK WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Error: you guys can't get any weirder-
Blue: BET-
Killer: yall are strange as hell-
Ink: thanks- we noticed-
Nightmare: CAN YOU GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OF MY BUTT?!?!?!
Ink: NO CAN DO BABE-
Blue: *shoves a baguette into Dust's mouth* EAT-
Dust: mm- m- blah- what the hell Blue?!?!
Blue: EAT--
Cross: this is really getting out of hand...
Dream: ya think? *sips tea*
Killer: DREAM GET YOUR THOT OF MY BOSS!!
Dream: just join them, it'll be fun
Killer: what?- I AIN'T DOING THAT CRAP WITH YOUR FUCKING THOT-
Dream: will you with my fucking brother tho?
Killer: um- I mean-
Dream: Look, I brought Ink cause I wanna see drama, so either you join them, or you stop complaining and sit next to me to watch this crap
Cross: Dream, are you alright?
Dream: I'm dead inside-
Lust: can we just go home??
Blue: EATT~~
Horror: GET OFF ME WEIRDO-
Dream: Nah, let's stay for a bit
*and so, they stayed for 3 hours, in which Blue was shoving food into people's mouths, Killer was dying inside, Horror and Dust were confused, Ink and Nightmare were doing things, Error was nowhere to be found, and Dream and Cross were sitting and drinking tea together*
*after that they all went home*
*end of chapter 1*
