TW// FLAT ASS MENTIONS (HONESTLY THEY GIVE ME NIGHTMARES)
Jimmy's POV
i saw that nemo mf open his eyes faster than the speed of light. 'like chill, slow tf down' i thought.
anyway, i guess you could say i was on the verge of killing a fictional fish at this point. why? you may ask. WELL WHEN I OPENED UP MY FLAT ASS, 'THE ASS EXPANDER 2000' BROKE. YES, IT WASNT FINISHED AND NOW I HAVE TO RE-BUILD IT!!!
'if only he didn't have to shove his annoying clown looking ass bitch in there...' i thought.
after that, i looked straight at Nemo. he looked confused but i decided to confront him about swimming into my ass. "oi cunt!" i said in my inner aussie voice. "WaSfHhJg Oh, hey sorry about swimming into ur 🤪✨ass✨🙈"... "even though it was flat af" he mumbled the last part, BUT I STILL HEARD IT. ....
"anyway, why did you come here? are you lost or something?" i said as my aussie accent left my sinful- i mean holy soul. "oh yeah! i'm just a bit lost..hehe" smh i swear this bitch gets lost every time.
"so where do you live? the lake, pond, ocean, river?" i asked "oh, um hold on lemme think!" he answered. "we just moved so my memory is a little fuzzy.. hehe" he said in a cheerful tone. "OH THATS RIGHT!" he screamed. "yo why tf do u be screaming' so loud?" I said in an unfriendly tone.
"oh uh.. sorry. ITS JUST I REMEMBERED I LIVE AT PORNHUB LAKE!!" he said confidently. "WAIT PORNHUB LAKE?? SHIT! IM GOING THERE FOR THE SUMMER!" i yelled in complete horror.
the truth is, i did not wanna spend all summer with this bitch. "OH REALLY THATS GREAT 😁" he said happily. "UM NO IT ISNT ILL HAVE TO SPEND SUMMER OUTDOORS WITH UGLY FLAT FISH!!" i screeched in anger. "hey! i know i may be ugly but dory... she's thicccc." he said with a smirk. "wait... did you say thiccc with... 4 c's...?" i asked in shock. "fuck yeah i did" he answered.
THIS SUMMER GONNA BE GREAT
"BYE MOM IM LEAVING NOW!" I said to my parents. "JIMMY WTF ITS 3AM" my parents screamed from their room. i was so gonna get grounded for this...
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this 5 minute time skip is brought to u by my crippling depression ✌️😘
as i made it into Carl's room i saw him doing the no no with... HIS DAD?? WHAT KINDA TRUMP SUPPORTING ALABAMA SHIT IS THIS?! i decided i didn't want to take him with me. nope. never. so, i left without him.
TO BE CONTINUED....
LMAO ITS 2:44am AND WHY TF DID I DECIDE TO DO THIS?
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fishing for love (dory x jimmy neutron)
Fanfictioncarl and jimmy decided to go fishing on their summer break. But little did jimmy know this fishing trip was going to be a trip he would never forget. oh and btw the characters do not belong to me, but i think you know that already. HAHAHAJJAHSJS WHY...
