wooyoung: is it live?
seonghwa: stop screaming on the microphone.
mingi: yeah, wooyoung.
wooyoung: but, i didn't-
hongjoong: anyways, let's introduce ourselves.
"eight makes one team! hi, we are ateez!"
yeosang: hehe, you look confused.
san: awe, they do. i mean i would be, too. this isn't the author's usual chapters.
yunho: don't worry, dear readers! author's doing great... well... kinda?
hongjoong: i think we should just explain. jongho, if you will.
jongho: so, basically, as some of you might have guessed, this is the author's last chapter for this book. i know... author didn't take it well at first, too.
mingi: and... well... author said she wasn't emotionally stable enough to say goodbye herself so she asked for our help.
san: after all, we are the ones you've interacted the most.
wooyoung: and we love every moment of it!! like, you guys are soooo amazing. not to mention funny, adorable, and witty!
yunho: yep, yep! we had so much fun, author did, too... sadly, we have to say bye bye:(
seonghwa: now, now! author clearly stated that we should end this on a happy note.
yeosang: yeah, yunho. i thought you were the energizer.
yunho: wooyoung mentioned the lovable qualities of readers first! it was him!
wooyoung: i didn't get all sad!
hongjoong: are you seriously going to fight in the middle of this?
yunho: ...no.
wooyoung: ...no.
san: cheer up, guys! they're reading! and author put a special mission in our hands.
mingi: yeah! let's not fuck it up!
jongho: :0
seonghwa: say it again, i dare you.
jongho: let's not fuck it up!
ateez at mingi: >:(
seonghwa: not you! mingi, get back here!
hongjoong: everybody settle down! seonghwa, no-
yeosang: ooh, the tiny one piped up.
san: you're not that tall.
yeosang: so are you.
wooyoung: dude, we're basically the same height.
yeosang: oh, don't even get me started about you.
yunho: ...
jongho: are mingi hyung and seonghwa hyung gonna be back soon?
hongjoong: *sigh* well, we can't really start this without them.
yunho: should we just go ahead and say the special mention?
wooyoung: i want to say their name!
san: no, me!
mingi: *panting* no! me! i'm their favorite!
yeosang: as if. it should be me. the nor-
