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leo valdez had updated his status:

has anybody else seen the new nickelodeon show?

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annabeth chase: wow, a sentence where you didn't spell anything wrong.

leo valdez: yeah well, there comes a time when autocorrect comes in handy.

jona jackson: do you mean bella and the bulldogs?

percy jackson: i find it weird how a girl can become star quarterback

leo valdez: yeah, girls should stick to chearleading or something...

jason grace: i know right? like, it's impossible that a girl can become an american football player without someone objecting

piper mclean: um, excuse me? boys need us, everywhere, everytime.

hazel levesque: everyone's sounding sexist, let's stop this

everyone: ok

half an hour later~

jason grace: nO, BOYS ARE BETTER, THERE WAS A REASON THAT DAD IS THE RULER OF THE GODS, CUZ HE'S A BOY

jona jackson: yeah, but hera is queen, and we girls can get anything from you guys and i doubt you guys can live without us girls.

leo valdez: that sounds like a challenge.

annabeth chase: yA BET IT IS

chiron: reyna? frank?

reyna and frank: chiron?

chiron: why are we not doing anything about this?

reyna avila ramirez-arellano: because girls are better

frank zhang: no, boys are better!

chiron: *facepalm* we should not fight about this, lady astraea is visiting the camps to make sure the camps are in order and there is no more conflict between the greeks and romans.

percy jackson: um, wise girl?

annabeth chase: though often called "the virgin goddess", astraea is best known as a goddess of justice, along with dike (greek mythology) and eigone (roman mythology), with whom she is often interchangeably mentioned. When she left earth for the heavens, she essentially took the "golden age of man" with her. later literature inferred that once humanity realized what it had done, they hoped for her to return, inferring that she would bring the golden age back with her.

leo valdez: so basically she's the goddess of fairness and justice and stuff?

annabeth chase: *facepalm* yes leo, she's the goddess of fairness and justice and stuff.

jona jackson: getting back on topic, how are we gonna prove that the girls are better?

everyone who wants this to end (which is basically just chiron): *facepalm*

annabeth chase: how about this; the girls stay, for the sake of the boys, in camp half blood, while the boys stay in the oh so better camp jupiter, yeah?? for a whole week

frank zhang: seems fair

leo valdez: *nods hesitantly*

percy jackson: okaaayyy......

jason grace: suuurrrrreeeeee........

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you guys can scream at me, come at me, throw tomatoes at me, raid my house at night, all those horrible stuff, i totally deserve them for not updating any of my stories lol

please vote, comment, and follow!! bc i'm awesome, i'm gonna continue the contests from the first book :)

qotc:

what's the name of annabeth's dad?

contest question (cq):

how many siblings do i have?

clue: from none to five lol

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