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Shorty stepped forward and cleared his throat. Before him sat his goat. Then he began to speak.
"Ice is just a water flavored popsicle."
"Fire is the leading cause of fire."
"Ketchup is just tomato jam."
"Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake."
"Jello is just chewey horse hooves."
"Milk is just cheese that hasn't ripened yet."
"If a seagul flies over the sea, does a bagel fly over the bay?"
"Bread is just raw toast."
(This one if for Ducktales fans) "Whoever named the Debigail ship missed the chance to call it WebbyDew."
"How is a unicorn not real, but a giraffe is?"
"What is the left hand's special purpose?"
"A Shirley temple without cherries does not deserve to be called a Shirley temple."
"All we have to do is get Candace to show Mom the Corona Virus and it'll disappear."
Then Shorty spun around and did a bow. "Thank you. This has been deep thoughts with Shorty."
Disclaimer: The majority of these are not my original idea. They're mostly from memes I see.
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