2015!

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AYE BITCHES HAPPY NEW YEAR! I LEFT 2014 WATCHING THE WALKING DEAD AND STARTED 2015 DOING THE SAME. SO HALLA!!! IM SUCH A FUCKING BOSS.

Ok sorry for being a dick.
Anyway.

My New Years resolutions are to
1. Update this, and the inner voice more.
2. Eat healthier bc tbh I once made a pizza at midnight this year so it shows how unhealthy I am
3. Update every day on my theme account on IG ( upallzayn 😏) and at least once a week on my personal ( its_maddy_doe 😏😏)
4. Try not to flip a table when I'm on my period.
5. Get a boyfriend
6. Suck Nialls big Irish dick 😏😏😏
7. Try to be nicer to my twin bc I'm a bitch to her tbh.

WHAT ARE YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR 2015?

Btw. This is part 69 😏 ;)
(This chapter was NOT sponsored by condoms. Have unsafe sex kids. 👍)

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