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Glimmer: You call yourself my boyfriend and bestfriend, but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?

Bow: Making 4 accounts...

Glimmer: Bow...

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Glimmer: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Bow: You're a hazard to society.

Adora: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Adora: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Adora: [bites on catra's tail]

Catra: Ow!

Adora: This isn't a bagel
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Scorpia: [sneezes]

Entrapta in vents: Bless you

Scorpia: God?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
Adora: *kisses catra*

Catra: What is this?

Adora: Affection.

Catra: Ugh, disgusting.

Catra:

Catra: Do it again.
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Catra: Good morning Adora, you look beautiful today.

Adora, confused: Good morning Catra-

Catra: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!

Adora: Oh

Catra: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!

Adora, softly: Oh
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Mermista: Where is my fucking trident?

Perfuma: Mermista, Frosta is here, maybe say it nicer.

Mermista: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking trident?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
Catra: I've only said 'I love you' to two people in my life.

Catra: Adora, and Lonnie because it was dark and thought it was Adora.
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Glimmer: Happy Birthday Adora!

Adora, horrified, only vaguely aware of how babies happen: I'm giving birth?!

Glimmer: What? No.

Adora: YOU'RE giving birth?!??

Glimmer: No!

Adora: *gasps* BOW'S GIV-

Glimmer: NO ONE IS PREGNANT I'M JUST TRYING TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT YOU EXIST AND CONGRATULATE YOU ON KEEPING UP SO FAR!!!

Adora: oh

Adora: but why?

Glimmer, shoving a piece of cake at her: Because it's FUN now SHHH
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