Glimmer: You call yourself my boyfriend and bestfriend, but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?
Bow: Making 4 accounts...
Glimmer: Bow...
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Glimmer: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?Bow: You're a hazard to society.
Adora: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Adora: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.Adora: [bites on catra's tail]
Catra: Ow!
Adora: This isn't a bagel
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Scorpia: [sneezes]Entrapta in vents: Bless you
Scorpia: God?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
Adora: *kisses catra*Catra: What is this?
Adora: Affection.
Catra: Ugh, disgusting.
Catra:
Catra: Do it again.
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Catra: Good morning Adora, you look beautiful today.Adora, confused: Good morning Catra-
Catra: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Adora: Oh
Catra: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!
Adora, softly: Oh
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Mermista: Where is my fucking trident?Perfuma: Mermista, Frosta is here, maybe say it nicer.
Mermista: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking trident?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
Catra: I've only said 'I love you' to two people in my life.Catra: Adora, and Lonnie because it was dark and thought it was Adora.
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Glimmer: Happy Birthday Adora!Adora, horrified, only vaguely aware of how babies happen: I'm giving birth?!
Glimmer: What? No.
Adora: YOU'RE giving birth?!??
Glimmer: No!
Adora: *gasps* BOW'S GIV-
Glimmer: NO ONE IS PREGNANT I'M JUST TRYING TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT YOU EXIST AND CONGRATULATE YOU ON KEEPING UP SO FAR!!!
Adora: oh
Adora: but why?
Glimmer, shoving a piece of cake at her: Because it's FUN now SHHH
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Until next time!
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𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 [complete]
Fantasythis book is so cringey don't read it. im serious plz don't. i made this in the 5th grade. 😰