Deliver Hope (nier automata x male reader)

Short random intermission

A/n: "Hey guys this chapter doesn't follow the story and it's just a intermission....

6o: "Hey 2b let's hang out!"

2b: "Why...."

6o: "What do you mean why?!?" We never hang out anymore!"

2b: "Well I am always sent on missions..."

6o: " Well then now's a good time right?!"

2b: "Why not hang with 21o?"

6o: "Oh she's busy so she took 9s somewhere..."

Meanwhile with 21o and 9s.....

9s: "Someone please save me...."

21o: "Now then that's one outfit done 100 more to go. Hmmm.....let's go with this boy scout outfit! Or maybe the girl scout outfit.....hmmm....,

9s: NOOOOO!!!"

A/n: "This is for you YukinoRose

2b: "I'm not going to ask...."

6o: "Yeah......anyway what about you 2p wanna hang out?!"

2p: "Sure!"

6o: "Yay! Come on 2b join us!"

2b: "What are we even going to do?"

6o: "Well why not head to my room and watch movies?"

2b: "Well....I got nothing better to do...."

6o: "Yay let's also invite (Y/n)!"

2p: "Speaking of him....where is he?"

Meanwhile with (Y/n).....oh boy...

Y/n: (Shoots a zombie while running.) "DAMNIT JACKASS WHY THE HELL DID YOU MESS WITH THE WEIRD TIMEY MACHINE THING?!"

Jackass runs besides him.

Jackass: "HEY I WAS CURIOUS ALRIGHT?! BESIDES HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS A TELEPORTER?!"

Y/n: "WELL THERE WAS A SIGN ON THE DOOR!"

JACKASS: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING ONE EYE!"

Y/n: "DAMN IT THIS BE BETTER IF THIS MOVIE THEATER DIDN'T HAVE ZOMBIES IN IT!!

Jackass: "I WISH I BROUGHT MY EXPLOSIVES!!"

25 zombie dogs appear behind them.

Y/n: "DAMNIT JACKASS IF I DIE IM SO GOING TO HAUNT YOU!"

Jackass: (Hears shooting from a distance) "I GOT AN IDEA FOLLOW ME!

They both head of towards the sound of gunshots.

while they are running....there are four people on stage shooting.

Male 1: "COME ON FREAK BAGS IM JUST GETTING STARTED!"

Zombie dogs appear

Male 2: "NEIN NOT THE PUPPIES!"

Male 3: "VODKA FOR EVERYBODY!"

Male 4: "Kuso! STAY DEAD!"

Jackass and (Y/n) runs past them.

Y/n: "Thanks guys!"

Jackass: "Bye guys!"

Male 1: "What the?"

A huge group of zombie dogs and regular zombies soon came by..

Male 3: "Ahhh shit I am definitely going to need more vodka for this.."

Male 2: "Dampsey are you going to throw them a bone?!"

Dampsey: "Oh I'll throw them one alright I'll give them you doc now shut it!"

Male 4: (pulls out katana) "Takeo is too old for this...."

Back to the girls.

2b: "Well I'm sure he's fine it is him after all."

6o: "Well then shall we get going?"

2p: "Ok! Oh let's also invite A2! "

The girls went to get A2 and hung out in 6o's room.