The zoo

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Louis jumped in his Limited Edition Barbie Jeep and chases him down. He runs over your foot.

"OW! OW! OW! I CAN'T BREATHE," you say.

"You deserved it," Louis muttered under his breath. "Get in, loser, we're going shopping," he said while putting his Kate Spade sunglasses on.

"Really?!? We're going  to the mall?!" you ask.

"No we are not going to the fucking mall," he says.

You two were walking around and then out of nowhere Eleanor Calder appears and says, "GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!" Eleanor runs towards you and pushes you into the tiger pin.

You make friends with the tigers. You guys gang up on Eleanor and kill her. Louis gets really sad because his girlfriend just go attacked by tigers and eaten alive.

"Louis, get yo ass up and get on the llama," you say to him.

He rides on his llama while you ride on your ostrich. Louis buys the llama and stuffs it into the trunk of his Barbie Jeep.

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