Pretentious Gay meets Bakekang! (COMPLETE)

Chapter 1

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Collene's POV 

(btw! Collene's on the right side)

 Annyeong Allynnalei Collenestormee Elisxiandria Steinreid is the name my family calls me Collene i'm 18 years old, I'm sexy, beautiful and all description that a goddess could have haha nah this is not being boastful i'm really telling the truth here guys try it :P

yeah my parents and I are here at the living room talking i mean arguing about that nonsense thing >:| arrghhh they're really are eager about that stupid agreement they had plan. They want me to marry  that Icen Xavier Ezekiel Mondrade-- that arrogant, boastful, annoying, bully and egocentric stupid bastard geez can't take it.

"aaargh whatthefudge are you talking about mom?? me marrying that bastard??not a chance mom i won't" i protested 

"watch that mouth of yours Collene" my dad said to me

"why not sweetie this is the continuation of our plans for you and Icen"

“NO! that won’t happen mom dad I won’t let you force me to marry that bastard!” I complain at the top of my lungs to let them know that I really disagree with their plans

Marrying that bastard is really insanity my god!

“I said watch your mouth sweetie, talking like that to your fiancee is really a disrespectful one you know this will still happen don’t you? you know that we already plan this thing since you and Icen were toddlers for heaven’s sake Allynnalei Collenestormee Elisxiandria” my mom said with authority in her voice and this time she’s really serious about it and besides he called out my full name already

I know that agreement between my parents and Icen’s parents ever since we were a kid since my mom and Tita Laice are best of friends. In fact at first it was merely a joke and Icen didn’t seem to mind it he even like it more when our parents pairing up him with me whatthehell?!.

As with that bastard I mean with Icen he’s really a certified bully. I even also one of those victims in his bullying before that’s why I really curse him a lot that I even wanna puke whenever I see nor near him and gives me that traumatic incident when he did such hilariously stupid thing to me, he even left a frog inside my bag which i really curse him to death. Almost 1 month i didn't even talk nor let him be near on me.

Even when he’s not hurting me physically he really loves to tease and annoy me a lot. I did everything just to get rid of him but he still kept on following me geez he’s such an attention seeker what a jerk he can be!!!

“hah! Do you think you can avoid and get rid of me?? When we grow up, whether you like it or you really like sakin pa rin bagsak mo”

Eto ang eksaktong linyang binitiwan nya sakin nuong mga bata pa kami I was like 5 years old that time and as for him he was 7 years old. Kahit na bata pa kami ng sabihin nya sakin ang mga katagang yan I can clearly understand as clear as water what he’s trying to say to me- that we are really bound to become husband and wife someday.

“That won’t  happen I’m not going to let that thing happen I swear to god for all I care” I protest  “your too much ugly for me your not even my type in the first place so why do I marry a guy like you. You’re such a bully, annoying, arrogant, stupid jerk I’ve ever known for years do you think I may like you?? hah! Get lost Icen!!”

“*smirk* me? Ugly? Are you talking to other guys?? And who’s handsome for you? si Rocky? Sya ba ang gusto mo?” he said with a hint of hurt in his voice. I think he’s jealous when he mentioned random guys name

I don't even know whos that Rocky he's talking about -_- what a storymaker

Nah! Asa ka pa Storm that won’t happen, si Icen na isang bully magseselos hah! End of the world na siguro pag nangyari yun

As he said those word I didn’t talk nor protest I just let him think that way for him to stay away from me

“I will gonna rip his neck when I see him” *smirk* “didn’t he knows that were gonna marry someday when you reach 18? What a shame on that ogre dude”

“No I don’t wanna marry you who told you that stupid thing that’s absurd” I shouted at him as my voice began to tremble

“hah! You think I’m just making a story?? You wish! Why not ask Tita Yna and my mom I heard them talking about it yesterday, go on ask them *smirk* let’s see whose making a story here”

Wala akong magawa nung time na yun kundi ang umiyak na lang sa sobrang inis ko sakanya. Nakakainis lang imbes na kampihan ako nila mommy lalo lang silang natuwa saming dalawa.

Laking tuwa ko nung magmigrate sina Tita Laice sa France since andun yung bagong business nila that time. Pero at the same time i was a bit sad since Icen is the only one i have, even though were not in good terms he still made me feel safe whenever he's around.

After 12 years lang silang bumalik dito sa pinas since tapos na ang contract ni Tita Laice. Pero last week lang aksidenteng nagkita ulit sina mommy at tita Laice sa isang gatherings I think alumni party maybe, I don’t know. Kaya ngayon my parents was eager to let their plans continue since I’m already on my legal age kaya naman pinipilit nila akong ipakasal sa hambog na lalaking yun!.

“sweetie naman ano bang inaayaw mo kay Icen? Magkakababata naman kayong dalawa hindi ba  and besides matagal na nating kilala ang pamilya nila at bestfriend ko pa ang mom nya”

Lahat! As in lahat ayoko sakanya gusto ko sanang sabihin kay mommy kaso hindi ko ginawa dahil ayoko lang silang masaktan their expecting too much anong magagawa ko eh sa ayoko talaga sa kanya eversince the world began.

Sigh ano bang gagawin ko para di nila ituloy yung kasalang kacheparan na yan =_____= kabaliwan lang yan

“your mom’s right Collene and besides you're already on your legal age” my dad said

“that's why your selling me to them? kalokohan”

“matagal ng nakaset ang bagay na toh Collene alam mo yan next week they will be going here to finalize the set of your wedding, and for the both of you to catch up those days na di nyo pagkikita so that you two can get along before the wedding”

“My god! Dad! You planned already without asking my approval? You didn’t even inform me about this thing, your inconsiderate dad!”

“this is for your own good sweetie”

“hah! My own good? Really mom and dad thank you ah grabe ah napagenerous nyo naalala nyo pa palang iconsider ang future ko?? how greatful is that?!” I answered them sarcastically before leaving them. I went straight to my room and locked myself.

Aarghhh nakakainis talaga I hate it there really are selfish, inconsiderate and such!! 

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