Jumbo Balls [Karasuno Chatfic]

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Narita: Whoever did this, I thank you.

Narita: I don't want everyone calling me by my first name.

Noya: No one calls you by any name because no one remembers you

Kinoshita: Everyone remembers me :)

Yachi: You're in a good mood. Is there a reason?

Yamaguchi: I got my wrist tangled up with the net.

Kinoshita: I was about to cut off his hand until S O M E O N E took away my knife!

Takeda: WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE A SURVIVAL BLADE IN SCHOOL?

Kinoshita: To survive. Hence it's name.

Sugawara: Kinoshita is grounded. Any objections?

Sawamura: Yes

Sugawara: You can't even make a proper arguement -__-

Hinata: ^agreed

Sawamura: ...

Tanaka: SAEKO IS HERE!

Hinata: vbni fyvgbhbgvuv

Hinata: I'm coming over

Hinata: Be there in 10

Noya: Same!

Kageyama: Can I come?

Sugawara: No, you can't. You'll spoil their atmosphere

Tanaka: Why do you even want to come?

Kageyama: To see Saeko Neesan

Tanaka: Really?

Kageyama: ...and to spend more time with my boyfriend.

Sugawara: vyiubn tfuyign

Suga:  ?!??!?!

Kinoshita: I always knew you two would get together

Kinoshita: You dumbasses are meant for each other

Ennoshita: :(

Sugawara: ^you have done nothing but make faces and make the group chat an inappropriate name. Get off and be the background character you are.

Ennoshita: :'(

Hinata: ? But I like Jumbo Balls

Tanaka: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

Takeda: Hinata no...

Kinoshita: With all due respect, Sensei

Takeda: Don't pretend like you repect me.

Kinoshita: With all due hatred, Sensei

Kinoshita: Hinata is a dumbass.

Noya: SHUT UPPPPP!

Noya: SUPPORTING CAST ISN'T ALLOWED TO TALK >>:[[[[[[[[[[[UVBHvyigvuobh

Kinoshita: Fine.

Takeda: ...

Narita: What'd you guys do?

Azumane: ?

Narita: Kinoshita is foaming.

Tanaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sugawara: Make sure he doesn't bite you...

Tanaka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)

Sugawara: Why are you sending those faces?

Tanaka: First offfff Narita and Kinoshita are with each other despite it being the weekend

Tanaka: Second, "Make sure he doesn't bite you..." just sounds wrong

Ennoshita: And you call me inappropriate?!

Noya: STFU SUPPORTING CHARACTER!!!

Ennoshita: Actually, because of that one episode after the captain got hurt, everyone knows who I am so I have been promoted to Known Supporting Character.

Sugawara: That's the longest thing you have ever sent.

'Ennoshita' Has Sent A Photo

Ennoshita: And that's even longer.

Takeda: OHMYGOSH

Ukai: MY EYYYYES!

'Yachi' Has Left Jumbo Balls

'Kageyama' Has Left Jumbo Balls

Tanaka: ...

Hinata: O.O

Tsukishima: This is what I get for unmuting the chat for ONE second

Noya: Ennoshita is bigger than me ;-;

Sugawara: Ennoshita is grounded. I'm fucking done.