'Sugamama' Has Reset Chat Nicknames
Hisashi: Thank you. I was going to vomit. Why was mine Pickles anyways?
Koushi: Don't you like pickles?
Hisashi: How'd you find that out, stalker?
Koushi: Actually, I used the 'Haikyuu!! Wiki'
Daichi: Wot dat?
Koushi: I'm choosing not to understand Daichi anymore.
Shouyou: Kageyama told me that I am too short to be his type!!
Koushi: HIS "TYPE"??
Tobio: I never said that. You're lying.
Daichi: yeye
Yuu: Everytime the captain sends something I lose a braincell.
Shimizu: What braincells?
Koushi: Stop being so mean!
Koushi: I get it, he's not on the smart side
Koushi: But you don't have to insult him!
Daichi: ^I ayeet
Asahi: agree*
Daichi: agrease
Hitoka: Hello hello
Shimizu: Good evening.
Ryuunosuke: Hello, Yachi!
Tadashi: Hi Yachi
Hitoka: I'm so glad you all replied.
Daichi: gd mrning
Hitoka: Is your head okay?
Koushi: Ignore him.
Keishin: I have some popsicles for you guys.
Shouyou: Really?? Tysm coach!!
Daichi: Tank u
Keishin: What's wrong with Daichi?
Tobio: That's just how he texts.
Ittetsu: Do you really think I want to see that, Daichi?
Daichi: M srri
Ittetsu: Were you apologising?
Daichi: Yes.
Koushi: Daichi, are you straight?
Daichi: No.
Koushi: Since you can spell 'Yes' and 'No' correctly, you're only allowed to say those two words.
Daichi: Bt hau?
Koushi: Make it work.
Tadashi: Hey guys.
Koushi: You have something to say, don't you?
Tadashi: Yep. Tsukki.
Kei: ..?
Tadashi: What he actual fuck, man?
Tadashi: I thought you loved me.
Tobio: ...
Tobio: So... are y'all breaking up?
Kinoshita: Please do.
Kinoshita: I don't want to see anymore lovey-dovey crap at the club.
Koushi: Tsukishima, do you want to die?
Kei: What'd I do?
Tadashi: I saw those texts to Nekoma's captain! Last night! On your phone!
Ryuunosuke: Whoooaaa what were you guys doing last night? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tadashi: We won't be doing it anymore so it doesn't matter
Ryuunosuke: Uh oh. I am out of brain capicity. I cannot understand anything else.
Keishin: *sips tea*
Shouyou: I thought Coach Ukai was proffesional
Keishin: I am. Now continue on with the tea.
Tadashi: Well, the tea is, Tsukki and I are over.
'Koushi' Has Added 'Morisuke' To The Chat
Morisuke: YOU AND KUROO ARE BOTH DYING, TSUKISHIMA!Morisuke: WATCH YOUR BACK FROM NOW ON!
'Morisuke' Has Left The Chat
Kei: Why the hell'd you tell him?
Koushi: He means everything he says.'Keisin' Has Changed Their Name To 'Ukai'
Ittetsu: But why?
Ukai: Imagine a bunch of toddler crows calling you by your first name.
Koushi: ........
Tadashi: I don't think I'd want to see toddler crows say any form of human speech....
Ukai: Fair
'Tsukishima' Has Left The Chat
Ittetsu: I'm going to leave him be for now.
Ukai: Good idea.
Shouyuou: So... Tsukishima is cheating on Yamaguchi?
Tadashi: Yes.
Hitoka: What'd the text messages say?
Tadashi: They were flirting.
Koushi: Baby crow look, I'm sure Kuroo and Tsukishima have done it in the past
Tadashi: Actually, it was a threesome
'Hitoka' Has Left The Chat
Koushi: BETWEEN WHO?
Tadashi: Tsukki, Nekoma's captain, and Fukurodani's captain.
Koushi: Akaashi wants to talk.
'Koushi' Has Added 'Keiji' To The Chat
Keiji: I apologise on Bokuto's behalf and I had no idea he did that.
Tadashi: I'm not upset with your captain about stuff that's in the past.
Tadashi: I'm upset that Tsukki is still flirting with Nekoma's captain.
Keiji: Did you ask him about it?
Tadashi: He made it sound like he wants to do it again when I did...
Keiji: I have a knife.
'Keiji' Has Left The Chat
'Chikara' Has Rennamed The Chat To 'Jumbo Balls'
Koushi: DANGIT ENNOSHITA.
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Jumbo Balls [Karasuno Chatfic]
RandomAsahi accidentally adds everyone that he has the numbers of to a group chat. Well, things get chaotic for sure. SHIPS: - KageHina - TsukkiYama - KiyoYachi - EnnoTana - DaiSuga - AsaNoya - UkaTake