Nicolas || Morgan || Sidney
(April 17)
Hey random stranger that's in my bff's contact
Why is that oddly very long?
Don't know, don't care
So who are you ?
Who is this anyways?
You can't answer a question with a question
But I just did
Oh you're fierce
I'm scared
I feel like I'm talking to a predator
Don't worry stranger, you're talking to the better half in the friendship
Am I supposed to feel better?
Yes
Well who are you?
Sidney, Morgan's one and only friend
Only??
Despite my amazing personally my social skills are quite lacking
Anyways where's Morgi
Ooh you guys are already doing nicknames I see
Morg's showering by the way ; )
I'm not a pervert
Better go
Angry Morgan isn't a very nice Morgan
The thought of an angry Morgan isn't quite scary
Well... I thought so too before she buttered my floor and shower
and room
my bedroom too
She's always so busy I don't know how in the world did she have time to butter up my place
Wow, what- what did you do to her?
I may or may not have accidentally shaved half of her hair of when she was asleep
That- you kinda deserved it tho
she does give a good fight
I look like a freak'n Pablo Picasso painting with purple and blue all over me
That's- that's sick
Oh but butter was just
You don't wanna know what happens after butter
I think- I think I'm going to have nightmares
Eh, been there, done that
when she got angry at me for finishing all the chips she was so angry I couldn't sleep
I swear I couldn't sleep cause I felt someone staring at me at night
I- I peed a little
The name's Nicolas
There's a guys in school who has a similar name too
I think it was Nick or something
Nicolas isn't a very rare name
You got a point
If it makes you fell any better she talks about you a lot
Really?
Yup, like you don't know how hard it is to make her stop
One time she wouldn't stop so I gave her the classic 'shut up and kiss me'
You kissed her?
OMG are you guys like... a thing?
What ? No
It's a boy repellent, not like there is any boy who would come near us
Well... not anymore
Oh lord
One time we had to make out in front of them to prove it
You guys are a whole other level of friendship
Yup- oh shiitake mushroom!!!
What mushroom?
Sorry about that
shiit- ake mushroom, shiitake mushroom
She made a pact with her brother to not curse for a month
Oh I get it
Your friend is nice
She's the best
Shit she's getting away
uh, I go to go
Bye
Don't kill her
No promises :))))
Oh god
- NICOLAS -
"I hope she goes easy on her."
...
"Who am I kidding, we're talking about Morgan here."
A/N:
swapppp eilo beaches!!!! anyways how was it? good bad? not really?
GUESS WHAT i have another test tomorrow so... HAHAHA I JUST WANT TO DIE
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The Wrong April Fools text
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