The Doctor has told Bob that he should start a fitness programme that suites him to make it more fun for him....... and Bob, not wanting to harm his old, rather corpulent, body, has decided to put the following weekly regimen into practise:
Day 1
Beat around the bush several times
Jump to conclusions all the time
Climb the walls
Wade through the daily paper from start to finish
Day 2
Drag my heels constantly
Push my luck all the time
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head regularly
Day 3
Bend over backwards
Jump onto the latest bandwagon
Run around in circles all day
Day 4
Advise the Prime Minister how to run the country
Blow my own trumpet constantly
Pull out all the stops for just today
Add fuel to the fire
Day 5
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth regularly
Start the ball rolling often
Go over the edge in the evening
Day 6
Pick up the pieces
Raise the roof
Lift a pint many times
Skip the washing up
Day 7
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Raise my hands in praise
Hug and cuddle someone and encourage them
What an amazing workout!
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Most Effective Weight Loss Ever! (Battle to Weight Loss Stories)
HumorMost Effective Weight Loss Ever! is a compilation of stories from different authors and sources on one's journey to weight loss.
