Thanos POV:
After Phillip had passed out I took him to my hospital bed and wrapped my arms around his tight throat. I watched as he woke up gasping for air, "LMAO he can't breathe," I thought as he finally took in a deep breath. He looked up and blushed at me while rubbing his overgrown, unkept mustache on me. I smiled to myself, I could get used to this ugly piece of shit in my bed. Just then Oprah and Ellen came into the room. "There's something we need to tell you," says Oprah. "Bitch what, omg, like if you could go faster I'm trying to get my fucking eggplant tickl-" "we're gay for each other." I open my mouth in awe and say, "Wait so this means we can have a 4 some now?!" Ellen and Oprah smile and nod. *Careless Whisper by George Michael starts playing in the background* I whip out my Pokémon cards and place them on the hospital bed, which instantly stimulates them. I start screaming in Morse Code commanding them to get on the bed, but then Phil does something shocking.
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The Affair
FanfictionThanos and Dr Phil have never been the type of men to cheat, but when love ends and loneliness starts to creep in they have no choice.
