Dr Phil POV: I woke up in the hospital alone. I wondered how I got here, I tried my best to sit up and look around. My back ached with pain as I groaned in Hebrew. I wondered where Thanos was, I was more concerned with his life than my own. Is this... love? I've never felt this with my wife, coochie sniffer. She was always trying her hardest to make me laugh, her pickup line wasn't even a line, it was a fat juicy queef. That's the only reason I married her, the queefs smelled like fresh fish from the delly, but recently they've been smelling like straight shit. I wonder why.. The nurse walks into my room and says, "oh good you're awake." I retort with, "ya bitch tf what do you think is happening, like did you just walk in here thinking oH mY God Hes asleep, like no shit I'm awake duh bitch oh lord." She ran out crying and I really didn't feel bad because she looked like lord farquad. WAIT, I have an idea I'll find Thanos and I'll confess my love and then we can run away from our wives and be free. This is so genius, im so smart, omg I'm gonna go find him now! I'm about to walk out the door when I see something terrifying, ELLEN KISSING OPRAH?!
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The Affair
FanfictionThanos and Dr Phil have never been the type of men to cheat, but when love ends and loneliness starts to creep in they have no choice.
