Note: Once again, Pheria chooses the topics.
Frogpaw: I bet you all are wondering why I've called you here.
Firestar: I'm wondering why you have called us here.
Frogpaw: Exactly!
Firestar: *Facefishes.*
Frogpaw: I found this cool new game! Minecraft!
Clan: *Gets Minecraft.*
Frogpaw: Join me!
Clan: *Joins Frogpaw's new survival server.*
Shaggyfur: *Types /gamemode 1.*
Frogpaw: Should we all live in a big tower?
Shaggyfur: *Places Command Block and hooks it up to a redstone loop.*
Clan: Sure!
Shaggyfur: *Types /tp @a ~ ~ ~0.1 in the Command Block.*
Frogpaw: If your name starts with A-P, start mining. Everyone else, get wood and set up camp.
Clan: K.
Shaggyfur: *Covers the redstone setup.*
Frogpaw: I'll be the resource manager.
Shaggyfur: *Types /summon Ghast.*
Frogpaw: We are at 3 stacks of logs and 9 stacks of cobble!
Cinderpelt: What is that!? *Sees ghast.* Kill it!
Ghast: *Dies.*
Shaggyfur: *Types /gamerule commandBlockOutput False. Starts the redstone loop.*
Frogpaw: What on earth is going on? I'm slowly teleporting away!
Clan: Us too!
Shaggyfur: Killing the ghast summoned a great wind. *Changes the 0.1 in the Command Block to 3.* The wind is getting stronger!
Clan: Nooooo! We are flying away!
Frogpaw: Wait a second... *Types /gamerule commandBlockOutput True.*
Chat: Teleported Frogpaw to 271 64 102.
Frogpaw: Shaggyfur! Why!?
Clan: *Pelts Shaggyfur with cookies.*
Shaggyfur: Noo!!! I'm being shot down! *Gets cookie in mouth.* Nommy!
Lilypetal: NUUUUU!!! My cookie collection! *Sobs.*
Note: You probably won't find this funny unless you know how Command Blocks work in Minecraft.
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