Moonpaw: Am I ejected from school?
Firestar: No.
Frogpaw: Awwww...
When science class starts...
PrincessPrettyPaws: -And now turn your text books to page 28,273.
Everyone Except Roseflight: I'm there!
Roseflight: Ugh! *Flips page.*
Page Number: 28,274
Roseflight: UUUUUGH!!! *Flips page back.*
Page Number: 28,271
Roseflight: *Raises paw.* Uh, teacher, what do I do if my pages are stuck together?
PrincessPrettyPaws: *Rage mode.* I shall be called by my full title and my full title only!
Roseflight: Okay, what do I do if my pages are stuck?
PrincessPrettyPaws: *Even ragier mode.* I will not tolerate being called space!
Roseflight: PrincessPrettyPaws, what do I do if my pages are stuck?
PrincessPrettyPaws: *Goes out of rage mode.* Nonsense. *Tries to pry the pages appart.* Um, they're stuck tight. I'll get you a new one right away. *Throws Roseflight's book in the trash.*
Roseflight: NOOOOO!!! My notes!!!
Leafpaw: *Rage mode.* You... *Eye twitches.* You threw away ORGANIC MATERIAL!?
PrincessPrettyPaws: Whatevs.
Autocorrect: What ever!!! *Slaps PrincessPrettyPaws.*
PrincessPrettyPaws: *Slaps back.*
Autocorrect: *Shoots PrincessPrettyPaws with a magical rainbow.*
PrincessPrettyPaws: *Shoots Autocorrect with a magical nyan cat.*
Firestar: *Eyes twinkle.* It's Nyanpoptart! It returned!!!
Nyanpoptart: '•-•'III-'
Dirtplace: *Mushroom cloud.*
Frogpaw: *Faceplants.*
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Warriors Spoofs
FanfictionRead my warriors spoofs of 2014-2015! Add characters and things by comment! 100% Clean! (Cleaner than the actual Warriors unless you count violence as not clean.) WARNING: May take up to 2 minutes to load. Be patient! WARNING #2: It may be violent t...
