Monostitch: "7 Monostitches of DEATH!"
A monostich is a poem which consists of a single line. That’s what Wikipedia says.
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SPACE DRAGON
The dragon drove into space, steering his car into aether and starlight.
BOY WHORES
“Men cannot be raped,” said the naïveté German girl, so I replied, “explain why boys like looking at their ass!”
SLEW
Santa’s sled flew through the screw, and into cake he moved the crew.
KINDLE IN YOUR EYES
I once held a book in my hand but this thing called Poetry whisked it away.
877 SHUT UP!
Mother sat on her couch, listening to a certain jingle for the eight-hundred-and-seventh time.
LUNA GAME
Poor little pony, so blue of delight, had trespassed into pony hell, where her limbs were hung upright.
LUCKY 7
“It’s my period today,” she said to her boyman, “so let’s do it!”
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About the Monoliths: Space Dragon came out of nowhere. Boy Whores came the days I used to think men couldn’t be raped. I always wondered “how could they get raped?” And then came Wikipedia, books & media. My knowledge expanded. Slew was my attempt at a completely absurd poem. Kindle in your Eyes is about a voracious reader whom has read too much poetry and needs a Kindle. 877 Shut Up was inspired by the JG Wentworth Bus song (which I love by the way). Luna Game was inspired by a series of free short PC games called Luna Game, which is from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series. There’s about 6 of them. 3, 4 and 0 are the best in the series. Lucky 7 was inspired by an article I read in Women's Health magazine about sexy time during the period (which is beyond gross).
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I Kill Buckets For You
PoetryI saw you there, looking scared and enflammed/ You were just a boy, pale and fair / I was a girl, brown and detained / I was your "girlfriend," soft like your gaze, our love becoming rare. I killed many buckets to reach you. Find out what it means t...
