50 Ways to Properly Scare the Cr*p out of Little Girls and Boys
1) Jump out from behind them:
-screaming
-screaming and running by them
2) Jump out infront of them:
-screaming
-wearing a creepy mask
-making a weird face
-having a crazed lookin your eye
-dressed like a clown
-dressed like the joker
-dressed like the Wicked Witch of the West
-doing any of these things while holding your hands up like a bear
-holding your hands up like a bear
3) Telling them the tickle monster knows they are ticklish.
4) Moving their dolls from where they were, when they leave their tea party to use the bathroom.
5) Moving their toy truck without them noticing
6) Dancing in a Joker costume outside their bedroom window
7) Putting fake bugs:
-in their sock drawer
-in the shower
-on their pillow
8) Dress up as the Scream and follow them around
9) Keep a wicked smirk on your face and a crazed look in your eyes.
10) Dress up like a Death Eater and parade around their neighbor hood with lit torches
11) Tell them their favorite Nursery Rhyme "Ring Aroun the Rosy" was actually based on the black plague. A disease that killed thousands of people.
12) Dress up as Gene Simmons or any other KISS member about to preform and knock on their front door.
13) Mention that monsters love scaring kids that wear what ever color shirt they are wearing.
14) Tell them they weren't able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
15) Take them on the Disney ride "Mt. Evrest " and don't tell them about the yeti hanging on the ceiling above them.
16) Show them a "Weeping Angels" Episode of Doctor Who
17) Lock them in a Dark Room
18) Show them Justin Beiber's baby pictures
19) Take them on the Disney ride "The Tower of Terror"
20) Tell them someone ate their Teddy bear
21) Tell them their are alligators under their bed
22) Have them take a bite of an apple, then tell them there is a worm in it
23) Telling them the story of "Hansel and Grettle" was NOT a fairy tale
24) Turn off all of the lights when they are alone in room without them noticing you were there
25) Tell them they are on the naughty list
26) Tell them the tooth fairy takes teeth before they fall out
27) Tell them the world ends two days before Christmas.(yah right) No presents!!!!!!!!!!
28) Ever heard of Elmo's cousin Elmac and how he was set on fire?
29) Tell them the Cookie Monster is diabetic
30) Teach their grandparents how to break dance and have them wear a skeleton mask
31) Put Ketchup on their animal crackers while they are not looking
32) Take all the cheerios out of the bag in the box and put a note in the bag that reads, "You haven't lost any teeth in the past few months, so I'm keeping what you love as long as you keep what I love. -The tooth fairy" put the bag back in the box and close the box.
33) Hide under their bed before they walk into their room, then once the light is off, start whispering their name.
34) Hide under their bed before they walk into their room, then once the light is off, get up and walk out. (They are not expecting someone to be under their bed.)
35) When he/she loses their tooth, take the tooth and leave a note saying, "Sorry I ran out of money. Signed, The Tooth Fairy."
36) Scream "Boo!" (It bound work at some point.)
37) Tell them the tooth faairy got hit by a plane.
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50 Ways to Properly Scare the Cr*p Out of People *Results May Vary
HumorIn the spirit of Halloween, and please do NOT attempt the following, these are lists of 50 ways to scare the cr*p out of people and what they might do afterwards (if someone were to stick around) . From little kids, to teens, to adults, to old peop...
